4/6/2015 9:43:14 PM

The good news is after several years, that kid will have grown up enough that no one will recognize him.

Until then though...

4/6/2015 10:47:36 PM

4/6/2015 11:02:03 PM

That second girl, though.

4/6/2015 11:02:25 PM

^agreed

4/7/2015 3:31:00 PM

"I'mma skinny bitch but I take that sausage"

4/7/2015 3:33:22 PM

That second all of the girls, though.

4/7/2015 3:47:15 PM

The even numbered girls would get it

4/7/2015 3:56:41 PM

4/7/2015 4:08:40 PM

4/7/2015 5:48:32 PM

WUT

4/7/2015 6:20:01 PM

Itt guys want them size 0, A cup having women. Give me girl #3

4/7/2015 7:43:53 PM

What is this I don't even

[Edited on April 7, 2015 at 7:51 PM. Reason : .]

4/7/2015 7:51:28 PM

^^you know damn right

#2 #6

4/7/2015 8:21:12 PM

I'm old. My first thought was "where the hell are their parents?"

4/7/2015 8:39:04 PM

Looking forward to seeing these girls on Tosh.

4/7/2015 10:12:49 PM

Yeah at first I only saw it without sound. Once I saw it with sound I was like wtf kids these days! It also made me glad I dont have a daughter.

4/8/2015 8:10:16 AM

i say " ohh god that's prison " and

"do i really want kids ?"

4/8/2015 8:34:35 AM

wow, this is a thing?

http://noisey.vice.com/blog/thousands-of-kids-across-america-are-rapping-about-sausages

4/8/2015 8:51:45 AM

I don't think he's talking about breakfast sausage.

4/8/2015 8:55:20 AM

The fuck?

4/8/2015 11:48:31 PM

This shit is pretty awesome, imo.

4/9/2015 12:01:00 AM

Quote :

"I don't think he's talking about breakfast sausage."

In some spots, he is, just like all the other ones.

4/9/2015 12:02:10 AM

The teacher shutting it down is great - "SHUT THE HELL UP"

https://vine.co/v/O2uaE0vh7jD

4/9/2015 2:02:09 AM

not sure the origin of this, but seems about as retarded as the "harlem shake"

harlem shake in quotation marks since the real harlem shake is dope

[Edited on April 9, 2015 at 2:29 AM. Reason : .]

4/9/2015 2:28:43 AM

^ old people

4/9/2015 10:07:59 AM

this is not about as retarded, this is way more retarded

4/9/2015 10:11:00 AM

You know you are old when you don't like young chicks singing about sausage.

4/9/2015 10:14:55 AM

I think it comes from having kids and thinking about your kids being the ones doing this. The video was much better when I first watched it muted haha

4/9/2015 10:17:11 AM

I hope to never have a daughter. A slutty daughter is my worse nightmare.

4/9/2015 10:43:14 AM

What are they, about 14?

Some creepers ITT.

4/9/2015 11:06:28 AM

4/9/2015 11:11:24 AM

Quote :

"If she's old enough to bleed she's old enough to breed"

Quote :

"If she's old enough to crawl, she's in the right position."

Quote :

"if theres grass on the field, play ball."

Quote :

"If there's no grass, play in the mud"

Quote :

"if she can eat corn on the cob, she can slob on my knob"

[Edited on April 9, 2015 at 11:25 AM. Reason : Frat joke book on 100]

4/9/2015 11:17:24 AM

^ infant rape advocacy?

4/9/2015 12:18:05 PM

4/9/2015 3:55:49 PM

I cant believe this is a thing...

4/9/2015 3:58:38 PM

^^Holy terribad, Batman

4/9/2015 5:44:12 PM

stupid shallow teens these days for the last 20 years

4/9/2015 5:45:56 PM

you people really reek of get off my lawn.

4/9/2015 6:26:15 PM

Get off my lawn!

vs

Hey guys, I'm in my 30s but I'm still a cool teenager

4/9/2015 6:37:58 PM

vs

Full-on Molestache

4/9/2015 6:49:20 PM

Alert me when the Roast Beef Sandwich response is made.

4/9/2015 6:55:55 PM

i don't get this.

4/9/2015 7:03:06 PM

you see, sausage is both a food and a euphemism for a penis, due to it's shape.

4/9/2015 8:09:56 PM

I'm #1 fan of this sausage business.

These kids are somewhat working together and apparently enjoying themselves. The fact that it's ridiculously stupid is cool with me.

4/9/2015 11:07:51 PM

this is way better than any of the stupid shit we did as kids because its creative. everyone can do it and put their own unique line in it. its like the name game but newer.

Quote :

"I hope to never have a daughter. A slutty daughter is my worse nightmare."

What about a kid that knows her dad is sexist as fuck?

4/9/2015 11:21:28 PM

^LOL

4/9/2015 11:23:18 PM

^^^ at least someone one gets it

4/9/2015 11:27:37 PM

So thus far, synapse and a woman are the only two to get this thing that young women are doing nowadays

4/9/2015 11:30:09 PM

?

It's primarily pre-teen and teenage dudes singing about their "sausages" and their love for eating sausage...at the same time...for some reason.

And it's all mixed up hilariously like a chain letter or some shit. The girls are having fun with it, too.

But, seriously, the kids are alright.

[Edited on April 9, 2015 at 11:42 PM. Reason : I promise.]

4/9/2015 11:38:56 PM