What about it do I do?

4/14/2015 8:45:49 PM

Cut your wrist to relieve the pressure.

4/14/2015 8:56:12 PM

try upping your salt and cigarette intake

4/14/2015 8:58:19 PM

leeches

4/14/2015 9:07:54 PM

Cook with lard

4/14/2015 9:11:47 PM

^That reminded me of an old episode of Rugrats: "Do your homework, study hard, and don't eat food that's cooked in lard."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNA_oYHIXgE#t=8m04s

4/14/2015 9:26:19 PM

I thought I read that some big recent study showed that high salt intake has little effect on your blood pressure.

4/15/2015 12:00:20 PM

eat foods known to bring down blood pressure (vegetables, fruits, nuts, beans, fatty fish)

drastically cut down sugar and starch intake

drastically increase vegetable and fruit consumption

consume spices and herbs known to bring down bp (google)

4/15/2015 12:05:37 PM

Consume more salt
cut back on your veggies
Pick up a cigarette habit
excercise less
booze it up more

[Edited on April 15, 2015 at 12:21 PM. Reason : h]

4/15/2015 12:20:32 PM

^I'm doing all of that. NOT WORKING

4/15/2015 12:25:42 PM

Sleep a maximum of 2 hours a night.

4/15/2015 12:27:25 PM

Well damn...

are we sure the blood pressure reading was accurate then?

4/15/2015 12:32:11 PM

well, it wasn't a reading per se, but I am experiencing the following:
Severe chest pain
Severe headache, accompanied by confusion and blurred vision
Nausea and vomiting
Severe anxiety

4/15/2015 12:34:34 PM

gnsp

4/15/2015 12:41:17 PM

the answer is bloodletting

it's like opening a pressure-release valve

4/15/2015 2:58:17 PM

leaches

4/15/2015 3:01:07 PM

^ what do you want him to leach?

4/15/2015 3:08:05 PM

Quote :

"well, it wasn't a reading per se, but I am experiencing the following: Severe chest pain Severe headache, accompanied by confusion and blurred vision Nausea and vomiting Severe anxiety "

To me, sounds like a panic attack to me.

4/15/2015 3:15:48 PM

I'm gonna press on with cigarettes, beer, and hotdogs for dinner. I'll report back with the results.

4/15/2015 3:46:37 PM

4/15/2015 3:54:24 PM

Stress, homie. Sometimes just one thing can tip the scales. Stay away from women for a few weeks and itll come down. Mine went from 185/80 to 130/80

4/15/2015 3:56:03 PM

Bojangles fries, with extra salt will fix you.

4/15/2015 4:02:46 PM

Bad news. Still high goddammit.

[Edited on April 19, 2015 at 1:06 AM. Reason : V no steak. That's country ham. It's a "saps"]

4/19/2015 12:53:51 AM

^^^^
I live in the midwest, and there aren't any bojangleses around. But man, that sammich really looks tasty. Ima have to grab one - exactly like that, a steak bacon egg and cheese - next time I get home.

4/19/2015 1:04:47 AM

Go to the doctor, dummy.

4/19/2015 10:29:30 AM