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4/14/2015 10:12:28 PM

squeeze it out like toothpaste

4/14/2015 10:17:31 PM

This is serious. I just stood in the rain for 5 mins. The dog pissed, and ran in the house

4/14/2015 10:27:04 PM

Scare the poop out of it

4/14/2015 10:27:15 PM

Shock collar?

Maybe I can zap it out of her.

http://www.amazon.com/Petrainer-Rechargeable-Waterproof-Training-Vibration/dp/B00LVUOYSW/ref=sr_1_1?s=pet-supplies&ie=UTF8&qid=1429064912&sr=1-1&keywords=dog+shock+collar


And its waterproof.

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4/14/2015 10:28:44 PM

i too have this issue. Hate when it rains. Neither of my dogs want to stay out for more than a few seconds. And they never leave the patio

4/15/2015 1:45:44 AM

Manual disimpaction.

4/15/2015 8:05:17 AM

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4/15/2015 8:26:32 AM

^hahaha


My dog hates the water and thus hates baths, pools and the ocean. But when it's raining he doesn't seem to give a fuck. Go figure.

4/15/2015 8:29:38 AM

No need to make them poop, but you'll have to keep an eye on them while they're inside.

[Edited on April 15, 2015 at 8:32 AM. Reason : Natty]

4/15/2015 8:32:19 AM

1. get a place with a fenced in back yard

2. dont let them back inside until they poop

3....

4. profit

4/15/2015 12:50:50 PM

Mine gets walked rain or shine. He goes on his walk.

4/15/2015 12:54:16 PM

4/15/2015 12:54:42 PM

say "poop, dawg.."

4/15/2015 1:02:37 PM

Nah, that won't work. We have to tell our dog to "do your big business."

4/15/2015 1:08:11 PM

I started saying go potty because it just happened to be in a dog training manual I picked up, and I didn't really care, as long as me and my wife were consistent with our commands. Now, I regret that decision, as I yell GO POTTY off my deck like a faggot for all my neighbors to hear. Recently I've started substituting GO PARTY, which hopefully my dogs don't pick up on the difference. Although that might make me look even weirder to my neighbors.

4/15/2015 1:19:20 PM

Make rain fun for them.

4/15/2015 1:36:12 PM

^^ I don't know which is worst...my dog's command which is go poopoo or go potty

4/15/2015 1:43:04 PM

Quote :

"Nah, that won't work. We have to tell our dog to "do your big business.""

You serious?

4/15/2015 2:03:40 PM

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"squeeze it out like toothpaste"

I got so fed up when my puppy knew it was shit time on our rainy walk but kept wanting to play in the water. Eventually I leaned over and squeezed his stomache for a few seconds like I was molding play-doh, he let off the loudest ripping fart that echoed off the townhomes and I lost it while he gave me that 'wtf just happened' look. It must've helped because he pooped on the way back in.

4/15/2015 2:14:14 PM

Literally this thread would have been better had the topic been how to "make it rain" with dog poop

Assuming this would work well, I could save much money at the strip club

4/15/2015 9:08:47 PM

beat him, learn him good

4/15/2015 9:23:07 PM