because I do not have equal representation in congress.

HALP!

4/21/2015 3:28:33 PM

I'll stand by your side and take up arms.

4/21/2015 3:30:50 PM

€>

4/21/2015 3:32:14 PM

What do you call five black people having sex?

4/21/2015 3:32:58 PM

a threesome hur hur

[Edited on April 21, 2015 at 3:35 PM. Reason : EMCE, your problem is that you're not a corporation. you should change that]

4/21/2015 3:34:23 PM

Yo, i dont even have a congressman or senator to complain to about my lack of representation.

4/21/2015 3:37:54 PM

you should get a passive aggressive license plate about it that the real states totally don't laugh at or anything

4/21/2015 3:46:35 PM

you have representation in congress, it's just that no one cares what they think

4/21/2015 3:49:05 PM

I think they just lock Eleanor Holmes Norton out of the room when they want

4/21/2015 5:15:42 PM

I will stand back and watch as the IRS rapes you, and liquidates all your assets.

4/21/2015 5:22:50 PM

Why would you want to watch something like that?

4/21/2015 5:26:52 PM

Because I'm buying the dog when he goes to auction

4/21/2015 5:27:33 PM

You can legally smoke where you at tho.

4/21/2015 5:45:49 PM

tru

people were smoking some kush down on the mall yesterday. When asked why the police didn't arrest them, the police basically said 'No one called to complain, so there was no need to dispatch a squad car...'

[Edited on April 21, 2015 at 6:16 PM. Reason : MOAR]

4/21/2015 6:14:31 PM