from the TWC merger.

I'm guessing they will blame an "anti-business" democratic party instead of their shady business/abysmal customer service practices as the root cause for the opposition to the deal.

4/23/2015 5:16:37 PM

i can imagine an absurd amount of fine print that each side tried to put into the merger to fuck the other over, since that's how both companies have been doing business for years

4/23/2015 5:18:22 PM

They agreed to finalize the details last Tuesday, Wednesday, or Friday some time between 9 and 5.

But neither group actually showed.

4/23/2015 5:47:40 PM

^nice

comcast was trying to cancel the deal over the phone but keep getting hung up on

4/23/2015 5:50:58 PM

^awesome.

4/23/2015 6:29:45 PM

It's hard to cancel over the phone when the person on the other line is in India, speaks broken english, and reads responses out of a book.

4/23/2015 6:38:03 PM

Did they try unplugging the merger for 15 seconds and plugging it back in?

4/23/2015 10:04:32 PM

Comcast has heard the rumors that the merger may fall through and has prepared an official response to the internet rumors:


But why would anyone not want the fastest internet?

Just tell me why?

Why?

What is it about the fastest internet that you would not want?
Why wouldn't you want the fastest internet?

[Edited on April 24, 2015 at 12:04 AM. Reason : Why?]

4/24/2015 12:04:07 AM

I think that this needs to be discussed more

4/24/2015 12:36:50 PM

can this thread be about pulling out before nutting

4/24/2015 1:16:01 PM