LOL

bitch

5/10/2015 6:51:28 PM

I'm still waiting for stategrad100 to quit like he promised.

5/10/2015 7:18:54 PM

TWW is like Hotel California, you can sign out but you can never leave.

5/10/2015 7:25:06 PM

more like... Hotel University of North Carolina Chapel Hill at Raleigh amirite ayyyy LOL

5/10/2015 7:35:55 PM

I wonder how many posts you made about me in the 4 years I had you blocked. I'll bet it was in the triple digits.

I really had no idea how obsessed you were with me. This is sad, and more than a little bit scary.

5/11/2015 8:40:34 AM

stop talking in my threads

u got voted off brah

real voted off

5/11/2015 11:07:28 PM

Does it make you mad when I post here?

5/11/2015 11:13:41 PM

I vote for him to stay because nachos

5/11/2015 11:14:57 PM

I don't care if you post here

I don't pay attention to your posts

so no, it doesn't make me mad

quit taking it so seriously brah

5/12/2015 12:35:08 AM

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"stop talking in my threads"

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"I don't care if you post here"

Which one is it dipshit?

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"I don't pay attention to your posts"

Nah, you only respond to all of them and make it a point to talk shit about me whenever my name comes up. Even filling up the chatterbox with all sorts of trash talking when you read something I wrote to you.

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"quit taking it so seriously brah"

Funny "advice" from a guy that can't seem to take my name out of his mouth. Here's a clue. If you really do want me to leave you alone, you're going about it all wrong. I don't take anything you say seriously at all, but if you want to keep talking shit about me, you are going to keep getting it right back. I'm obviously annoying you or you wouldn't be making threads and posts about me, so I'm gonna keep that up since I know it's bothering you enough to keep whining about me like the little bitch that you are.

5/12/2015 12:46:56 AM

stay rustled brah

5/12/2015 5:20:18 AM

5/12/2015 9:58:58 AM

5/12/2015 10:01:39 AM

A dead heat!

5/12/2015 12:37:54 PM

23 active users sounds about right.

5/12/2015 12:52:53 PM

one of these users is the biggest douchebag on this site. the other is BubbleBobble

5/12/2015 1:43:59 PM

Yo, but bubblebobbe is the type of dude to pretend he is passed out drunk in the passenger seat of the car, so his bro has to help carry him inside.

5/12/2015 2:16:58 PM

[Edited on May 12, 2015 at 2:22 PM. Reason : a]

5/12/2015 2:20:21 PM

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"one of these users is the biggest douchebag on this site. the other is BubbleBobble"

5/12/2015 2:22:55 PM

For real though, i went to high five bubblebobbe once, and he interlocked fingers on impact.

5/12/2015 2:29:45 PM

El Nachó sold me a mexican pizza laced with deworming agent

5/12/2015 2:40:09 PM

I saw bubblebobble riding a horse, and he had both legs hanging off of one side, my G.

5/12/2015 2:49:00 PM

5/12/2015 4:00:17 PM

isn't it about time for nacho to come in and call all of us idiots

5/12/2015 4:09:11 PM

oh just you wait

5/12/2015 4:11:13 PM

Nah. I won't waste my time calling anyone here an idiot. I'll let the complete lack of capitalization and punctuation speak to that. The fact that some guy I've never even heard of before thinks I'm a douchebag isn't surprising or bothering at all to me, because that's kind of my thing on here, so I own that. If I was nice and tried to get people to like me and got this sort of feedback, then yeah, I guess that would make me feel pretty bad but for me TWW is mainly used as a place to blow off steam. Some people like to respond to every thread with nothing more than "k" and talk about how they'd like to fuck underaged nickelodeon stars and others like to point out how stupid those first people are.

I don't think I've ever had a single person who's opinion I even remotely give a damn about express negatively towards me on here. If sub-humans like bubblebobble, oepii, and blackjesus don't like me (hell, throw synapse on that list, he's pretty worthless too) then I am definitely doing something right. It's almost like people haven't yet figured out that I'm actively trying to piss of certain individuals, and I guess sometimes pissing off no-names like friendlyfire is a side effect. (Seriously though, how meaningless do you have to be to not be memorable on a site that gets as little traffic as TWW?).

Shoutout to EMCE though. Regardless of his opinion of me, he really is one of the few truly good things left on this dying site.

5/12/2015 7:52:29 PM

You should change your status to "rustled"

5/12/2015 7:56:53 PM

But see, that's what you simpletons can't figure out, even directly after I spell it out for you. I'm not. I enjoy this shit. If I really was upset that people like you and blackjesus and bubblebobble didn't like me, why would I keep subjecting myself to the punishment? I'd quit. I actually LIKE being disliked by the people that deserve a little bit of douchebaggery in their lives because that means I'm being successful at what I'm trying to do here. You not liking me = me winning.

Holy fuck, can you imagine how fucked up I'd have to be if I actually WANTED your approval? God damn, I'd suck off a shotgun if my life got that bad off. We're talking bubblebobble levels of patheticness there.

5/12/2015 8:09:29 PM

That's a lot of words for not being rustled.

5/12/2015 8:49:55 PM

pretty cool, right?

5/12/2015 8:55:04 PM

Seriously though, I wasn't going to stoop to your level, but I have to know, what is the hell is wrong with you BubbleBobble?

I'm going to tell you something you don't know. I actually used to talk to you for hours at a time over AIM chat. For like a year or more. Back when I had a 3rd shift job before I had a TWW name, somehow, you found my AIM name and sent me random messages and because I felt sad for you I responded back and we ended up having conversations. Mostly one sided ones because, honestly I didn't really care to participate too much, but you talked to me a lot. You never bothered to ask anything about me, and I certainly didn't offer up any information, but we were at least cordial. I wouldn't say we had a friendship, because that wasn't a goal of mine, but I provided at least some form of human interaction, which I guess is the only thing you cared about because for a year or more you kept messaging me 4-5 times a week. I felt bad that you obviously needed someone to talk to, and being bored at work on a third shift job I did my best to not ignore you when you messaged me. I imagine that I was probably your best friend at the time.

Then I got a TWW name and started posting some. Later, I won the Easter Egg hunt, and that's when you went all psycho on me. You sent me about 100 PMs that night and 90% of them were hate filled diatribes. Telling me to go away, telling me to stop, just like really fucked up shit. All because of some stupid egg hunt where you got a prize worth $15 or whatever. It was just creepy how much you cared and how personal you were making things to someone you didn't even know for little to no reason. In my head you went from someone that I talked to out of pity, to someone that I couldn't even pity anymore because it was painfully obvious why you didn't have any real friends and needed to rely on random strangers on the internet for human interactions.

So yeah, After that I didn't like you. Imagine that. I was never a fan, but after that night I stopped holding my tongue. I can't remember a single thing that I said to you, but you must remember because you still hold it against me. Years later. I happen to know that this is the first time in over 4 years that I've even so much as acknowledged your existence. I know this because up until a recent reformat of my computer I've had you blocked on TWW. (This site is 1000% more bearable with you and Walls blocked, btw) But yet you still insist on talking shit about me. Over something that happened over 4 years ago. That's truly sad. I don't know what I could have said or done to you on a message board that inspires such hate years later, but I guess the fact that I've made such a lasting impact should flatter me.

I guess I should be clear when I say this: I'm glad that you don't like me. I don't like you, and back before I started ignoring you I probably would have made it a mission of mine to annoy you. So it's good to see that after I unblock you after all these years, I'm still under your skin. Right where I wanted to be. So that feels good. So a genuine thanks to you for that wonderful birthday present. I guess it's kind of sad that you still care so much after all this time, and I probably shouldn't feel so good about it, but then again I see that you're the kind of person that will go into a thread about someone's birthday and call them a fucking dick, so I'm not going to get too broken up about it. It does make me wonder how many times in the last 4 years you've tried to insult me and I haven't seen your wonderful intellect. Well consider this post to be 4 years worth of human interaction. See, it's my birthday and I got you a present. You're welcome.

5/12/2015 9:00:38 PM

Hey Treetwista, just let me know if you need help with any of the bigger words in that copypasta. I took the time to write it, I'd like for people of all intellect levels to be able to understand it.

5/12/2015 9:20:29 PM

You're right. You did take the time to write it. lol. I intentionally made "lol" lowercase since you care so much about grammar on the internet.

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"Right where I wanted to be."

Nice run on sentence, genius.

[Edited on May 12, 2015 at 9:41 PM. Reason : .]

5/12/2015 9:39:40 PM

Oh my God, you actually tried to grammar nazi me?

That's so adorable. God bless you, you tried.

5/12/2015 9:45:06 PM

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" It's almost like people haven't yet figured out that I'm actively trying to piss of certain individuals"

Is it working?

5/12/2015 9:50:18 PM

BubbleBobble clearly rustled El Nacho's jimmies if he had to block him.

5/12/2015 9:51:03 PM

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"Is it working?"

Based on all the replies this thread has gotten from all my biggest fans, there's no doubt in my mind that it is.

5/12/2015 9:56:28 PM

How did I try to grammar nazi you? I just pointed out some terrible grammar in one of your excessively-worded posts.

5/12/2015 9:58:54 PM

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"It's almost like people haven't yet figured out that I'm actively trying to piss of certain individuals"

5/12/2015 10:00:31 PM

he's much better at sitting around being racist with his aunt

5/12/2015 10:02:18 PM

^^^Because it's not a run-on sentence. It's a sentence fragment. And it's largely a point of style anyway.

I don't think you actually care, but there are still plenty of other mistakes we could examine if we felt like it.^^

And, holy shit, BubbleBobble, I just went to his birthday thread, and we really did kinda fuck it up. It's not good, man. Fortunately, we're on the Internet so it doesn't actually matter.

5/12/2015 10:08:05 PM

pwnt by Bridget for misidentifying Nacho's horrible writing.

I was always pretty neutral on El Nacho. Then I would read his posts in Tech Talk where he basically cusses people out and calls them names for asking for advice that they should know. He's just an asshole.

5/12/2015 10:09:11 PM

^^^^^Well, for starters you called it a run-on sentence. I suppose that could be an attempt at humor, but given the source, I genuinely have my doubts. But more importantly, no, you didn't point out terrible grammar at all. You pointed out a sentence fragment in an informal piece of writing. Which, by definition, has no formal ruleset. I was typing how I might actually speak in real life.

Additionally, I never claimed to be perfect, and I never claimed to even so much as error check most of what I type. There are going to be spelling errors and mistakes. I care about how intelligent I look, but I don't care that much. There's a huge difference in using to instead of too once on accident, and using your instead of you're 100 times in a row because you genuinely don't know the difference. I went back and re-read that copypasta and found 10 or more "errors" that you could have actually picked on if you wanted to. The one you chose to "call me out on" wasn't one of them. But then again, we've already established that being smart is not exactly your thing, which is why it's so cute to watch you struggle trying.

^^^^is a perfect example of one of the mistakes I made. Feel free to turn it into a game to find more if you feel like educating yourself on the English language and learning a thing or two.

5/12/2015 10:09:52 PM

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"That's a lot of words for not being rustled."

5/12/2015 10:11:34 PM

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"copy and paste text into a quote box"

5/12/2015 10:16:03 PM

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"Based on all the replies this thread has gotten from all my biggest fans, there's no doubt in my mind that it is. "

It just seems like the only person in this thread that's actually pissed off is you.

5/12/2015 10:18:45 PM

I mean, there's no way to prove that I'm not pissed off, so there's no point in furthering that argument, but I'm not mad at all. I'm enjoying every second of this.

Obviously I'm not wired like everyone else, because I do tend to thrive on stupid drama like this, but this shit is fun to me. I could easily say that you MUST be mad because you're engaging with me and you've made it a point to post here multiple times to express how much you don't like me. But I believe it's possible to express an opinion without actually being mad because I do it hundreds of times a day.

But yeah, by your logic, if I'm mad, then so are you, so I'll consider that as much of a win as any if that's how you want to make the rules.

5/12/2015 10:23:56 PM

You've got a lot of angry sounding opinions then.

But keep on keeping on. If arguing with BubbleBobble lets you get your rocks off, more power to you.

5/12/2015 10:32:08 PM

Fat shouts to El Nachó

5/12/2015 10:37:33 PM

^^I think the internet isn't the best way to determine tone for sure. Once you get an opinion of someone, it's probably pretty hard to change that opinion, so for whatever reason you think I'm mad all the time, that's the voice you're going to read all of my posts in.

It's probably the same reason I read all your posts in the whiney nasally jewish guy from Family Guy's voice because every post I see of yours is always you whining about me like you're somehow not committing the exact same "crime" that you're complaining about. So it definitely works both ways.

Thanks for making your bi-annual check-in to my nuts though.

^You're too good for this thread, man.

5/12/2015 10:39:22 PM