what do you do?

Say if you were ComputerGuy and saw begonias in the grocery store.

5/11/2015 7:16:19 PM

With an intense, and unbreakable stare, breath audibly loud while sweating profusely and then....slide my left hand down the front of my pants and begin the strokefest

5/11/2015 7:26:58 PM

EMCE and I go at it right then and there.

The public understands.

5/11/2015 7:36:39 PM

impromptu wrestlemania

5/11/2015 8:13:18 PM

Mr Scrumples used to yell 'Spotting' when he saw someone in the brickyard.

5/11/2015 8:26:14 PM

She was taller in person...among a few other things.

5/11/2015 8:58:45 PM

Happened with me and and a prematurely retired TWW back five years or so. I was at the airport and I had some time to kill, so I bought a Vanity Fair and posted up by the gate. It was 11 PM or so and the terminal was pretty empty, but about 10 minutes later a guy walks up and sits three chairs to my right. He's staring at his phone and pays me no mind. But I instantly recognize him, as I'd been snooping his photo gallery a few days prior. I sneak quick glances at him to confirm. I look down at his feet, and he's wearing an expensive looking pair of loafers, likely Buttero or Fermani. "Nice shoes," I say in a loud whisper, an ear to ear grin breaking across my face. "Pilgrim".

5/11/2015 9:15:41 PM

I'd ask to confirm identification with breast pics... But that's me...

5/11/2015 10:49:07 PM

^^legit lolz

5/11/2015 11:08:44 PM

I fight them IRL

5/11/2015 11:09:20 PM

man begonias is beautiful btw

I had fun that time we hung out

it's kinda like I almost had sex by proxy :333333333333333333333

5/11/2015 11:09:56 PM

what does that even mean

did she fuck a guy that fucked you or something

5/11/2015 11:17:01 PM

lolwut

it was clearly just a joke

you know like... talk to a girl online, get her digits, that means you had full-on sex god for FUCK SAKES what kind of fucking interwebber are you?

how could it be construed as anything otherwise? =3

5/12/2015 12:31:14 AM

Quote :

"BREATH AUDIBLY LOUD"

5/12/2015 12:31:37 AM

years ago in college, this TWW girl worked at a coffee shop, this is while I was still the unseen user

I walked in looked at her, said "you're the woman who talks shit on the internet" and walked out (she even posted about it)

actually met her again like a year or so later, introduced myself, don't think she had a clue


not sure what the point was these days, other than a little smile I get thinking about it

I miss college

5/12/2015 5:02:42 AM

cool story brah :3

5/12/2015 5:21:10 AM

thanks bro

5/12/2015 5:32:11 AM

5/12/2015 5:33:01 AM

Truthfully at this point... anyone i know what they look like.

I feel i know well enough to talk to in person.

5/12/2015 7:16:19 AM

Unless I have some kind of context for introducing myself, I just point them out to Sonia and go, "There's fucking wlfpckrcd" or whatever.

5/12/2015 8:03:42 AM

Fear of this is why I have no pictures in my gallery

5/12/2015 9:41:02 AM

5/12/2015 9:42:39 AM

Is it bad I was thinking her thighs were somewhere I wouldn't mind be suffocating by.

5/12/2015 10:37:31 PM

5/13/2015 9:22:35 AM

lol begonias shops at walmart

5/13/2015 9:36:19 AM

ain't no shame in saving money on groceries

5/13/2015 10:06:05 AM

I would say hay to begonias

5/13/2015 1:44:42 PM

I would definitely give jbrick the ol' tappidy-tap-tap.

5/13/2015 1:55:59 PM