Quote :

"The State Employees Credit Union at Centennial Parkway and Nazareth Street was robbed by two armed men at approximately 2:00 PM today (5/26/2015). The subjects fled the area north west towards Price Street. One subject has been apprehended. Police are still searching for the other armed suspect. No further description is available at this time."

5/26/2015 2:32:11 PM

video of the missing suspect as he was leaving the scene:

5/26/2015 2:42:51 PM

Seriously though, I wasn't going to stoop to your level, but I have to know, what is the hell is wrong with you synapse?

I'm going to tell you something you don't know. I actually used to talk to you for hours at a time over AIM chat. For like a year or more. Back when I had a 3rd shift job before I had a TWW name, somehow, you found my AIM name and sent me random messages and because I felt sad for you I responded back and we ended up having conversations. Mostly one sided ones because, honestly I didn't really care to participate too much, but you talked to me a lot. You never bothered to ask anything about me, and I certainly didn't offer up any information, but we were at least cordial. I wouldn't say we had a friendship, because that wasn't a goal of mine, but I provided at least some form of human interaction, which I guess is the only thing you cared about because for a year or more you kept messaging me 4-5 times a week. I felt bad that you obviously needed someone to talk to, and being bored at work on a third shift job I did my best to not ignore you when you messaged me. I imagine that I was probably your best friend at the time.

Then I got a TWW name and started posting some. Later, I won the Easter Egg hunt, and that's when you went all psycho on me. You sent me about 100 PMs that night and 90% of them were hate filled diatribes. Telling me to go away, telling me to stop, just like really fucked up shit. All because of some stupid egg hunt where you got a prize worth $15 or whatever. It was just creepy how much you cared and how personal you were making things to someone you didn't even know for little to no reason. In my head you went from someone that I talked to out of pity, to someone that I couldn't even pity anymore because it was painfully obvious why you didn't have any real friends and needed to rely on random strangers on the internet for human interactions.

So yeah, After that I didn't like you. Imagine that. I was never a fan, but after that night I stopped holding my tongue. I can't remember a single thing that I said to you, but you must remember because you still hold it against me. Years later. I happen to know that this is the first time in over 4 years that I've even so much as acknowledged your existence. I know this because up until a recent reformat of my computer I've had you blocked on TWW. (This site is 1000% more bearable with you and Walls blocked, btw) But yet you still insist on talking shit about me. Over something that happened over 4 years ago. That's truly sad. I don't know what I could have said or done to you on a message board that inspires such hate years later, but I guess the fact that I've made such a lasting impact should flatter me.

I guess I should be clear when I say this: I'm glad that you don't like me. I don't like you, and back before I started ignoring you I probably would have made it a mission of mine to annoy you. So it's good to see that after I unblock you after all these years, I'm still under your skin. Right where I wanted to be. So that feels good. So a genuine thanks to you for that wonderful birthday present. I guess it's kind of sad that you still care so much after all this time, and I probably shouldn't feel so good about it, but then again I see that you're the kind of person that will go into a thread about someone's birthday and call them a fucking dick, so I'm not going to get too broken up about it. It does make me wonder how many times in the last 4 years you've tried to insult me and I haven't seen your wonderful intellect. Well consider this post to be 4 years worth of human interaction. See, it's my birthday and I got you a present. You're welcome.

5/26/2015 2:43:20 PM

so I'm pretty sure el nacho is mistaken about me being the person that conversed with him on AIM

why would I talk to some random fag when there are girls online?

yeah, it wasn't me you fucking toolbag bitch



SECU thread hijacked

5/26/2015 2:44:17 PM

smdh

5/26/2015 2:48:47 PM

how many drugs are you on right now?

5/26/2015 2:48:48 PM

my wager is "all of them"

5/26/2015 2:51:05 PM

Dude, move on.

5/26/2015 2:51:28 PM

so thats why about 20 cop cars were flying down Western about 45 min ago

they closed off Western right at Central Prison. cops were parking and running but I couldn't tell exactly what was going on

that's my normal bank, too

5/26/2015 2:51:33 PM

lol

did 4 people just indirectly address me?

5/26/2015 2:54:20 PM

Quote :

"@wralsloane · 14m 14 minutes ago The credit union near WRAL was just robbed at gunpoint. Clerk was assaulted. Our employee witnessed the suspects running away. #wral"

5/26/2015 2:55:07 PM

hashtag....

I rue the day when I started using the internet

rue

5/26/2015 2:57:09 PM

so does the internet

5/26/2015 2:57:35 PM

yeah I was gonna put "inb4" that kind of comment but as generic as you are, I wanted you to feel good about yourself and your generic comments

5/26/2015 2:58:03 PM

5/26/2015 2:58:50 PM

damn

wonder which clerk was assaulted

5/26/2015 2:59:11 PM

^ me too. i was about to head over there...guess it'll be tomorrow.

5/26/2015 3:01:04 PM

who is dumb enough to rob a major bank these days anyway

5/26/2015 3:01:36 PM

BRB, need to go make a deposit to my checking account.

5/26/2015 3:06:07 PM

People still rob banks. That is not terribly uncommon. And honestly, there seem to be a good number that get away with it.

5/26/2015 3:08:32 PM

well that seems like a pretty major area tho right?

like heavily trafficked and lots of security cameras?

well, I guess that doesn't necessarily mean anything :3

k sorry for disrupting

going back to my cave now

5/26/2015 3:22:58 PM

Yeah. I mean, they almost always have on a mask/heavy facial hair/clothing occluding their face.

5/26/2015 3:33:20 PM

The head teller in there was a bitch to me once when I was trying to use some ghetto ass capital one checks to get some cash for a trip.

5/26/2015 3:39:39 PM

^That's probably why they got robbed.

5/26/2015 4:28:59 PM

Quote :

"Both subjects are in custody"

http://www.wral.com/secu-robbed-in-raleigh/14670805/

Quote :

"The robbery happened shortly before 2 p.m. at the branch on 560 Centennial Parkway, near WRAL TV on Western Boulevard. According to a security alert from North Carolina State University, the credit union was robbed by two men who fled northwest toward Price Street. Raleigh police said they are questioning two people believed to be connected, but no arrests have been made. Video taken by a WRAL photojournalist shows authorities searching a vehicle that was stopped on Western Boulevard a short distance from the credit union. Investigators can be seen on the video removing ski masks, gloves and a bag with red markings from the vehicle. More information was not immediately available."

5/26/2015 4:32:34 PM

looks like it was the older Asian woman who was assaulted

she's one of the good ones

5/26/2015 5:19:51 PM

Americas Dumbest Criminals

5/27/2015 1:57:12 PM

What the hell is up with BubbleBobble and synapse? Did I miss something epic?

5/27/2015 3:23:17 PM

I'm telling you, the ex-presidents are surfers.

5/27/2015 6:39:50 PM

someone return ^^ to his owner. he's lost.

5/27/2015 7:39:20 PM

Seriously though, I wasn't going to stoop to your level, but I have to know, what is the hell is wrong with you BlackDog?

I'm going to tell you something you don't know. I actually used to talk to you for hours at a time over AIM chat. For like a year or more. Back when I had a 3rd shift job before I had a TWW name, somehow, you found my AIM name and sent me random messages and because I felt sad for you I responded back and we ended up having conversations. Mostly one sided ones because, honestly I didn't really care to participate too much, but you talked to me a lot. You never bothered to ask anything about me, and I certainly didn't offer up any information, but we were at least cordial. I wouldn't say we had a friendship, because that wasn't a goal of mine, but I provided at least some form of human interaction, which I guess is the only thing you cared about because for a year or more you kept messaging me 4-5 times a week. I felt bad that you obviously needed someone to talk to, and being bored at work on a third shift job I did my best to not ignore you when you messaged me. I imagine that I was probably your best friend at the time.

Then I got a TWW name and started posting some. Later, I won the Easter Egg hunt, and that's when you went all psycho on me. You sent me about 100 PMs that night and 90% of them were hate filled diatribes. Telling me to go away, telling me to stop, just like really fucked up shit. All because of some stupid egg hunt where you got a prize worth $15 or whatever. It was just creepy how much you cared and how personal you were making things to someone you didn't even know for little to no reason. In my head you went from someone that I talked to out of pity, to someone that I couldn't even pity anymore because it was painfully obvious why you didn't have any real friends and needed to rely on random strangers on the internet for human interactions.

So yeah, After that I didn't like you. Imagine that. I was never a fan, but after that night I stopped holding my tongue. I can't remember a single thing that I said to you, but you must remember because you still hold it against me. Years later. I happen to know that this is the first time in over 4 years that I've even so much as acknowledged your existence. I know this because up until a recent reformat of my computer I've had you blocked on TWW. (This site is 1000% more bearable with you and Walls blocked, btw) But yet you still insist on talking shit about me. Over something that happened over 4 years ago. That's truly sad. I don't know what I could have said or done to you on a message board that inspires such hate years later, but I guess the fact that I've made such a lasting impact should flatter me.

I guess I should be clear when I say this: I'm glad that you don't like me. I don't like you, and back before I started ignoring you I probably would have made it a mission of mine to annoy you. So it's good to see that after I unblock you after all these years, I'm still under your skin. Right where I wanted to be. So that feels good. So a genuine thanks to you for that wonderful birthday present. I guess it's kind of sad that you still care so much after all this time, and I probably shouldn't feel so good about it, but then again I see that you're the kind of person that will go into a thread about someone's birthday and call them a fucking dick, so I'm not going to get too broken up about it. It does make me wonder how many times in the last 4 years you've tried to insult me and I haven't seen your wonderful intellect. Well consider this post to be 4 years worth of human interaction. See, it's my birthday and I got you a present. You're welcome.

5/27/2015 7:56:12 PM

that's better

5/27/2015 7:58:13 PM

EPIC BEEF ITT

5/27/2015 7:59:29 PM

Provided no one gets hurt, I'm generally FOR bank robbers getting away...

Though, I'd rather them hit a for profit bank.

[Edited on May 27, 2015 at 8:43 PM. Reason : +]

5/27/2015 8:37:24 PM

^This, please go hit wells fargo and leave my credit union alone.

5/28/2015 7:02:30 AM

As suspected, they're idiots.

Quote :

"One of the two suspects accused of robbing a Raleigh bank and assaulting a teller on Tuesday apologized in court on Wednesday before being interrupted by a judge, who advised him not to speak without an attorney present. Fabian Leigh Evans, 22, is charged with robbery with a dangerous weapon, conspiracy to commit robbery and assault with a deadly weapon inflicting serious injury. Evans, along with Jullian Cortez Herring, 25, are accused of robbing the State Employees Credit Union at 560 Centennial Parkway. Herring is also charged with robbery with a dangerous weapon and conspiracy to commit robbery. During the robbery, investigators said Evans struck a female teller in the head with a hammer. She was transported to WakeMed with non-life-threatening injuries. Both men were apprehended after Raleigh police initiated a traffic stop on Western Boulevard. The vehicle matched a description given to police, authorities said. Evans and Herring remained in the Wake County jail Wednesday, each under a $500,000 bond."

5/28/2015 9:49:02 AM

Nappy headed hoes

5/28/2015 9:54:10 AM

Any word on our teller TGL3?

Evidently they jumped behind the counter...but maybe that was obvious.

Quote :

"And honestly, there seem to be a good number that get away with it."

Really though?

5/31/2015 12:15:45 AM

k

5/31/2015 12:47:47 AM