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"Kenyan lawyer offers livestock to marry Obama’s daughter NAIROBI: A Kenyan lawyer has offered US President Barack Obama 50 cows and other assorted livestock in exchange for his 16-year old daughter Malia’s hand in marriage, a report said Tuesday. Felix Kiprono said he was willing to pay 50 cows, 70 sheep and 30 goats in order to fulfil his dream of marrying the first daughter. “I got interested in her in 2008,” Kiprono said, in an interview with The Nairobian newspaper. At that time President Obama was running for office for the first time and Malia was a 10-year-old. “As a matter of fact, I haven’t dated anyone since and promise to be faithful to her. I have shared this with my family and they are willing to help me raise the bride price,” he said. Kiprono said he intended to put his offer of marriage to Obama and hopes the president will bring his daughter with him when he makes his first presidential visit to Kenya, the country where his father was born, in July. Obama’s Kenyan grandmother, who is in her early 90s, still lives in Kogelo, in western Kenya, home to a number of the president’s relatives. “I am currently drafting a letter to Obama asking him to please have Malia accompany him for this trip. I hope the embassy will pass the letter to him,” he said. Kiprono dismissed the notion he might be a gold-digger. “People might say I am after the family’s money, which is not the case. My love is real,” he insisted. The young lawyer, whose age was not revealed, said he had already planned his proposal, which would be made on a hill near his rural village, and the wedding at which drink would be shunned in favor of a traditional sour milk called “mursik.” Kiprono said that as a couple he and the young Obama would lead “a simple life.” “I will teach Malia how to milk a cow, cook ugali (maize porridge) and prepare mursik like any other Kalenjin woman,” he said."

Coincidentally, I cooked a goat shoulder yesterday... one of the best things I have ever eaten!

P.S. I looked a bit, and found a pic of this Felix dude, but can't find his age. Looks around 25.


[Edited on May 28, 2015 at 9:19 AM. Reason : ]

5/28/2015 9:18:55 AM

5/28/2015 9:25:03 AM

5/28/2015 9:32:29 AM

I'm sure the Fox News comment section is circle jerking all over this one.

5/28/2015 2:29:33 PM

How did this even make the news...

5/28/2015 4:51:50 PM

^why

instead of how :3

5/29/2015 2:33:00 AM

TRADITIONAL

SOUR

MILK

5/29/2015 2:45:34 AM

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"HIS RURAL VILLAGE"

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"MILK A COW"

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"LOVE IS REAL"

5/29/2015 2:51:22 AM

5/29/2015 3:00:13 AM

I can't see the dress part of the "shirtdress". But regardless of what it is called, how is that appropriate for any work environment, except for working at a bar?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4402396/Malia-Obama-heads-work-denim-shirt-dress-Converse.html

OMG temp is in the 70s, that's a heatwave, let's go to work literally half-naked!!! WTF.

I wonder if she would go to work dressed liked that were she not who she is.

4/11/2017 11:57:27 PM

I mean, I don't give a shit what she wears, but how is that a dress? It's just a shirt.

4/12/2017 11:36:16 AM

I haven't yet reached the point in my life where I give a shit about what a chick that is not my daughter is wearing.

4/12/2017 12:31:21 PM

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"BRITISH TABLOID URL"

4/12/2017 2:26:48 PM