I picked that motherfucker up and tried to feed him to my venus fly trap, he jumped out, and died anyway.

5/31/2015 10:11:07 PM

Should have made him watch you eat a whole bottle of honey

5/31/2015 10:12:00 PM

At least you won't have arthritis pain there

5/31/2015 10:22:41 PM

pics of dat swole face, plz

6/1/2015 10:28:43 AM

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"tried to feed him to my venus fly trap"

that's pretty cruel, B...he would have been digested alive. I guess that happens every time a bug falls into a venus flytrap, but it still strikes me as a pretty shitty way to die, even if you are a bee.

6/1/2015 11:09:35 PM

6/5/2015 12:33:53 AM

I was driving to work the other morning with the fucking windows rolled down and a god damn yellow jacket/wasp/some fucking thing flew in through the passenger window at warp speed while I was doing about 55 and simultaneously collided with my elbow and bit the shit out of me. I didn't know wtf had happened initially. I just had this oddly shaped thing get blown into the car and my arm immediately felt like it was on fire. Thankfully there was a business about half a block away that I whipped the car into so I could jump the hell out and wait for that thing to decide to leave.

6/5/2015 12:47:43 AM

Best thing I've ever experienced to relieve a sting is a wad of wet cigarette tobacco. Mix a bit of tobacco with your spit and put it right on the sting (after scraping out the stinger if it's a bee sting). INSTANT RELIEF. Seriously.

6/5/2015 11:09:26 AM

A few people at work mentioned that or ammonia. I didn't feel like spending money on tobacco, and for some reason we had ammonia ( ) so I gave that a shot. It worked pretty well...until I took the paper towel soaked in ammonia off. 5 min later it was burning like crazy and swelling again. lol

6/5/2015 11:25:32 AM

[Edited on June 5, 2015 at 11:43 AM. Reason : (two "Election" references in two of the trending threads)]

6/5/2015 11:38:18 AM

Meat tenderizer made into a paste with a few drops of water works well on bee stings.

6/5/2015 12:22:50 PM

The sting has pretty much gone away except for a tiny scab where the stinger went in. That motherfucker hurt like hell the first 5 minutes though, like throbbing, but it quickly stopped hurting and just swole a little! I have been hit by yellow jackets before and it not hurt near as bad.

6/6/2015 12:12:53 AM