Say, if a strange woman approached you




And said, "hey, I will make you $1trillion richer right now, but you will drop dead the second you turn 65. Deal?"

Discuss

8/29/2015 8:44:17 PM

oh great another bodily fluid thread

8/29/2015 8:49:07 PM

Are you immortal until you turn 65?

8/29/2015 9:16:20 PM

^ Too easy if that's the case.

8/29/2015 9:17:25 PM

Yeah, I probably would.

8/29/2015 9:20:32 PM

yes. it would be fun to say I was the world's first trillionaire

8/29/2015 9:20:55 PM

if it was able to be inherited then yes

8/29/2015 9:28:21 PM

Absolutely. That gives me 30 years to do as much good as I can with a trillion dollars.


And also become Iron Man.

8/29/2015 10:35:35 PM

Fuck yes, even without the guarantee of not dying before 65.

8/29/2015 11:07:32 PM

wouldn't think twice about it. definitely yes

8/29/2015 11:11:41 PM

no, definitely not.

I don't think I would be that much happier with a trillion dollars, anyway. I'm not that materialistic and I don't particularly care about travelling. the best part would probably be hiring beautiful hookers to fuck me 2+x/day.

also, the power would be pretty nice. it WOULD be cool to have a voice in government, and possibly bring about some serious changes in America. but I don't give very much of a shit about such things, either.

8/30/2015 12:36:19 AM

I'd love to know the exact date and time that I'm going to die

me and my trillion dollars would have one hell of a 30 year ride

8/30/2015 12:39:55 AM

really, it could've been far less than a trillion dollars and i'd have still been cool with it

8/30/2015 12:43:42 AM

yeah, i'll feel like a dummy when i die at like 62 and didn't get my trillion

65 is a relatively normal age for dying anyway, so maybe if you'd said 55 it'd be tough. then i might not see my daughter get married or have kids or anything (if she even wants to do those things anyway)

8/30/2015 8:58:41 AM

a trillion dollar bill

8/30/2015 9:00:58 AM

Absolutely, without question, yes.

8/30/2015 10:31:04 AM

naw, mo money mo problems

8/30/2015 11:56:53 AM

Why did I find a different picture of that lady in a GIS for "walking taco"?

http://www.grouprecipes.com/14107/walking-tacos.html

I'm tripping out right now.

8/30/2015 3:22:17 PM

8/30/2015 5:34:21 PM

No question in my mind. One of the things I fear most about being old is having everyone I know drop dead around me and having to deal with it then, because it's happening enough in my youth. 65 seems like a pretty good age to die.

Also,

Quote :

"I'd love to know the exact date and time that I'm going to die me and my trillion dollars would have one hell of a 30 40 year ride"

8/30/2015 8:44:02 PM

I'd probably have to spend it all on defense attorneys within a decade.

8/30/2015 8:50:42 PM

Assuming you could buy countries, which one(s) would you get?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_GDP_(nominal)

8/30/2015 9:15:46 PM

^How do I get to Tuvalu? I'm searching flights and can't find any going into FUN. Does Air Pacific still exist?

8/30/2015 9:32:38 PM

I'm clearly the minority and must love life too much. I wouldn't do it at 65. 75 would likely be my breaking point.

8/31/2015 7:05:52 PM

After watching my parents really suffer with the old age thing, I'm not sure I want to live past 65 anyway. I'm honestly really surprised I made it to 30. I think instead of a trillion bucks I'd rather have a really cool girl to share my life with. That seems harder to find than money these days. And eh, money, I can take it or leave it anyway.

9/3/2015 8:04:30 PM