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9/20/2015 10:39:05 PM

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9/20/2015 10:47:47 PM

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9/20/2015 11:36:20 PM

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9/20/2015 11:57:47 PM

8

9/21/2015 12:42:58 AM

eleventy

9/21/2015 6:28:31 AM

billion

9/21/2015 6:47:04 AM

I've never taken a dump on anyone (I mean I probably did as a baby, but that doesn't count).

I get dumped on all the time, though. By cows.

9/21/2015 12:09:58 PM

I guess technically I have dumped one person, but the language is ambiguous:

Her: "We should just break up!"
Me: "You're absolutely right, we should, and I am."

9/21/2015 12:15:32 PM

I bet she cried.

9/21/2015 12:20:38 PM

Yeah that one is pretty mutual

9/21/2015 12:49:16 PM

more than I can count both ways. it feels shitty to get dumped and to be the dump-er.

9/21/2015 1:19:19 PM