I figure we should get a little list together in case Doeren gets the boot after he has another 0 ACC win season.

Ill start with my top 3:

1. Richard Roderiguez- He would kill in ACC with his spread, just as he did at WVU
2. Joe Philbin- The Dolphins coach who just got fired- I think Tannihill was the problem there, and recruits love coachs who've been to "The Show".
3. Al Fracassa- Considered one of the top ten highschool football coaches in the country. Maybe we can scoop our own Saban outta the low ranks before the big boys get him.


So who do yall want?

10/10/2015 12:08:09 AM

We should give Cooper Manning a shot

10/10/2015 12:11:55 AM

Screw Dick Fraud. He's a scum bag that would leave us high and dry the moment he wins a game. Plus he wouldn't leave a good Pac 12 program for the worst p5 conference.

And no to philbin. He was the problem in Miami.

We need to look at coordinators in the pac 12, big 10, and sec.

[Edited on October 10, 2015 at 12:15 AM. Reason : .]

10/10/2015 12:13:25 AM

1. DYLAN
2. DYLAN
3. DYLAN
4. DYLAN
5. DYLAN

10/10/2015 12:14:47 AM

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeff_Jagodzinski

10/10/2015 12:17:31 AM

Dick Fraud couldn't hack it in the big boy seat at Notre dam, but his crunk spread would be like Duke's Mayo compared to fedoras Hellman's.

It would be like delicious Eastern style bbq, compared to that disgusting sugary western style crap.

10/10/2015 12:20:42 AM

Ibtl

10/10/2015 12:39:51 AM

Cowher's not getting any younger. He can only be a pipe dream for so many more coaching searches.

10/10/2015 12:46:37 AM

^^lol at thinking this section has moderation

10/10/2015 12:58:40 AM

Mark Richt. Dude would dominate the ACC using his SEC recruiting ties.

If not him, go for a coordinator. The last two hires of current head coaches hasn't worked.

[Edited on October 10, 2015 at 1:42 AM. Reason : D]

10/10/2015 1:41:39 AM

How about that good looking dude from Texas tech. Gotta impress the recruits' moms

[Edited on October 10, 2015 at 1:47 AM. Reason : ]

10/10/2015 1:47:16 AM

fat little girlfriends?

10/10/2015 1:55:35 AM

Is Sean Miller still a possibility? Fuck, what could it hurt?

10/10/2015 1:55:59 AM

Art Briles son.

10/10/2015 2:03:38 AM

Brent Venables, DC from Clemson, could be a good option.

He has experience in the ACC, is a good recruiter, and will help change us from the worst base defensive formation. And he's pretty young too.

10/10/2015 8:56:50 AM

Oh yea, Venables is great young coach. But its so hard to poach from a fellow ACC school. I know we did it with TOBY, but that ended in dumpster esque fashion.

I'd also like to proffer another young stud, Mr. P.J. Fleck from Central Michigan. He's just 34 years old, and has really turned Central Michigan around already. They had one of the top offenses in the MAC last season. Could probably be had on the cheap as well.

10/10/2015 9:13:22 AM

^that route is what led to this thread

10/10/2015 10:28:44 AM

Ibtl

10/10/2015 11:04:26 AM

Quote :

"^that route is what led to this thread"

But isn't that how God intended? It tis' our fate, our curse, our destiny.

10/10/2015 11:20:37 AM

Philbin is an eeyore level moping pussy. No thanks

We're still a year and a half out from this being a reality. We'll bumble our way to a bowl this year and save Doerknob then it'll be up to the new QB and Samuels to save his job next season.

10/10/2015 11:36:03 AM

call me crazy, but we need to throw MILLIONS at Scott Linehan. He played under Dennis Erickson in college and has coached under some great coaches -- John L Smith, Nick Saban, and Jason Garrett

I think he'd actually come here, too

[Edited on October 10, 2015 at 11:55 AM. Reason : m]

10/10/2015 11:50:29 AM

Chip Kelly, duh.

His racism would fit in well with some of our idiot fans.

10/10/2015 12:24:02 PM

i didnt even think about Chip Kelly!

Seriously, if the Eagles don't make the playoffs this year and he gets canned, I could see him being cool with jumping over to an mid level ACC school to jump start his college career again. He probably wouldnt stick around long term, but 2 or 3 years of Chip would really bolster our brand nationally and in turn our recruiting.

10/10/2015 1:25:50 PM

Chip Kelly should only be the fallback option if Urban & Saban pass on us

10/10/2015 2:08:34 PM

pretty sure we could get mack brown now

10/10/2015 2:55:30 PM

Ken Niumatalolo

10/10/2015 3:35:20 PM

Steve Spurrier will be available soon. Maybe he'll want to come here and beat UNC one more time.

10/10/2015 5:07:06 PM

Butch jones lolzzzzzz

10/10/2015 5:12:11 PM

got a great shot at Richt now thanks to muh vawls

10/10/2015 7:27:42 PM

i know this is a troll thread but imagine how bad you guys would be with richt. he has trouble winning with great players at georgia so even if he gets the same results here he ends up with the same record as our coach you want to fire.

10/10/2015 7:30:48 PM

Doeren has one more conference win in his entire career at State than Richt has so far this season

Richt also won more conference games in his first year at Georgia than Doeren has won in his entire time at State

but great analogy

10/10/2015 7:39:48 PM

Id blow a Buffalo to get Mark Richt.

10/10/2015 8:59:18 PM

Sarkisian should be available soon

10/12/2015 11:58:39 AM

The gist of that post was

How do you expect people who can't succeed at easy jobs to succeed here?

[Edited on October 12, 2015 at 12:03 PM. Reason : georgia nor usc could win our division. ]

10/12/2015 12:02:37 PM

I feel like the no alcohol sales before noon on sunday would be a deal breaker for sarkisian.

10/12/2015 12:25:07 PM

The ACC has much worse coaches than the SEC. ACC coaching is atrocious. It's worse than all the other major conferences and may even be worse than the American at this point. See Cutcliffe as an example. So Richt might do well here even with the issues we have in football, but I'd still be worried about him being in TOB-retirement mode.

[Edited on October 12, 2015 at 12:30 PM. Reason : cowher]

10/12/2015 12:30:16 PM

Quote :

"The gist of that post was How do you expect people who can't succeed at easy jobs to succeed here?"

Come on E-troll. You can honestly think I was being serious about Sarkisian. Of course he would be a horrible hire. Haden will probably lose his job over Sarkisian too.

10/12/2015 5:00:03 PM

So we all agree, the Dolphins coach who was just fired, the defense coordinator at Clemson, Chip Kelly, and Mark Richt are all viable candidates.

Sarkeesion is out beside he can't leave stadium at halftime to drink because he has to coach up the team in the locker room.

10/13/2015 7:40:53 AM

come on down Old Ball Coach

10/13/2015 8:32:37 AM

10/13/2015 8:51:55 AM

I vote we get the engineering school to build a time machine, go back in time, kill lee fowler, so he can't cancel the interview with Jimbo Fisher to hire TOB, hire Jimbo Fisher.


....


$Profit

10/13/2015 9:39:07 AM

There's no way in hell we chose TOBY over Jimbo. Jimbo may have come and chatted with us, but he wasn't leaving FSU for our dumpster fire.

Big difference between taking a meeting and wanting the job, see: John Calipari

10/13/2015 12:53:23 PM

lol we weren't getting jimbo fisher...i don't know where that bullshit came from

10/13/2015 12:54:27 PM

Fowler didn't return Paul Johnson's calls.

10/13/2015 12:58:45 PM

Mike Leach

10/13/2015 1:33:04 PM

Quote :

"Big difference between taking a meeting and wanting the job, see: John Calipari "

Calipari did a lot more than take a meeting.

But I'm glad we didn't get that scumbag. I enjoy actually watching us play basketball and would not enjoy the inevitable NCAA sanctions

10/13/2015 1:35:37 PM

Some fuckers with short memories up in here. Jumbo Fisher was a candidate for the job when TOB got it. This was well before Fisher landed at FSU and became the guy to replace Bowden.

10/13/2015 1:36:50 PM

Yep. It was when Jimbo was still at LSU.

10/13/2015 1:52:56 PM

10/13/2015 2:47:01 PM

Bill cower come save us all

10/14/2015 8:01:46 AM