I think it's time we stop the games and just make this thing happen. There's no need to fight it anymore. Let's do this

1/24/2016 5:46:56 PM

don't listen to this jerk.

1/24/2016 6:44:57 PM

Do you sound like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpWvQMUDKgs

1/24/2016 6:46:40 PM

guard your butthole

1/24/2016 8:03:02 PM

Aww, man, I knew I was gonna look like some sorta butt fanatic.

1/24/2016 8:33:48 PM

wow that chick has an annoying voice

1/24/2016 8:47:10 PM

So, how do we proceed, Bridget?

1/24/2016 9:24:05 PM

seduce her with your plumage, that's my plan

1/24/2016 9:30:43 PM

Crap. I lost a lot of my plumage in a tragic smelting accident

1/24/2016 10:40:29 PM

I just use kissy faces and white knighting on the Internet.

1/24/2016 10:46:56 PM

I'm only into hermaphrodites at the moment.

1/24/2016 11:01:47 PM

Well you're in luck with me, then!

1/24/2016 11:31:18 PM