I was shopping at Targeé today when on a whim I decided to peruse the farm animal toy section. I found that the animals were quite life like, and of quality construction.

However, after examining a couple of the bull figures, I was shocked to discover that they all had giant low hanging bull balls, but no giant bull Penis!





What happened here?

Perhaps the figure artist trying to portray a neutered bull, and was ignorant of which parts are snipped in the procedure?

Are giant, low hanging balls attached to kids toys less offensive than portraying the full meat and veg?

Personally, I think it should be NO Balls or Dick (like the Ken doll "mound"), OR, the full Dick and Balls. Portraying just the balls with ZERO dick, just doesn't make sense.

What say you Tdub?








[Edited on March 15, 2016 at 9:48 PM. Reason : .]

3/15/2016 9:36:01 PM

Do they have transgendered cows as well? If not, fuck Target, those bigoted pieces of shit.

3/15/2016 9:39:08 PM

Its possible the bulls portrayed here are transgender and on the pay as you go plan.

3/15/2016 9:53:02 PM

rocky mountain oysters are a typical food. bull peen is less common.

3/16/2016 12:29:16 AM

It is probably designed by some Republicans.

3/16/2016 8:50:05 AM

Do they have transgendered cows as well? If not, fuck Target, those bigoted pieces of shit.

3/16/2016 9:31:14 AM

guys, there's a weirdo taking pictures of testicles on cows in the toy section again. can you send the loss prevention guy over to deal with it? the last guy started masturbating furiously and i'm not paid enough to deal with that.

3/16/2016 10:05:18 AM

How many people saw you taking pictures of cow balls in a Target??

3/16/2016 10:05:22 AM

Bulls have a retractable penis, so it's there. You should have cut it open to make sure.

3/16/2016 12:03:17 PM

^^ A lot.

^Yes, their penis is retractable to a certain extent, but thats mainly just the red rocket. Even while completely flaccid, the bull penis "sheath" is completely visible.

Example A:

3/16/2016 2:21:21 PM

you act like i don't know what i'm talking about.

3/16/2016 2:29:57 PM

^Hey, I'm sure you do. If you're a farmer or some shit I bet you could chunter on about bull penis all day.

I'm just a guy who takes photos of toy bull genitalia.

3/16/2016 2:54:53 PM

why don't teddy bears have penises and vaginas?

3/16/2016 3:38:23 PM

^Because that would be really creepy on a child's stuffed animal. Genitalia on stuffed animals is just way too taboo. These well crafted vinyl figures are supposed to be anatomically correct representations of these animals.

But like i said, in most situations, there should be No genitalia on a kids toy. But if you're gonna have big fucking saggy ball sack on the toy, but no damn dick, that's just gonna ruin kids worse than growing up on that syruppy disgusting western style bbq crap.

3/16/2016 4:08:56 PM

Sir I don't think you ate Lexington style BBQ if it was "syruppy".

3/16/2016 4:50:52 PM

dunno

why is it ok to hang bull balls off your trailer hitch but not a penis?

3/16/2016 5:21:43 PM

Well you could put a penis on your truck, but it'd be in the middle so it'd be hard to see.

Also truck balls aren't OK.

3/16/2016 7:02:28 PM