Man, those things have a really rough life.

4/24/2016 6:00:52 PM

they're everything to dingleberries though

no matter how shitty your existence, you're special to someone

except bbehe. fuck bbehe

4/24/2016 6:43:57 PM

script

4/24/2016 8:32:21 PM

The annoyance of butthole hairs is directly proportional to the type of toilet paper used.
Angel Soft doesn't give problems. Members Mark leaves behind little balls that cause butthole hairs to get plucked as the little fur balls are removed.

4/24/2016 10:36:15 PM

ITT we learn that Kickstand is a nasty MF.

Pro tip: showers, B.

Also, If never plucked a "fur ball" from my butt hair IML. Sounds like you need to read up on ass wiping/toilet paper folding methods or invest in wet wipes.

4/25/2016 3:16:16 PM

You dab a little baby oil on that thing before you produce, and you will wipe clean. Gotta treat your winky like a cast iron pan, bro.

4/25/2016 3:26:11 PM

^^ I usually finish up with moist wipes for extra freshness when available.

^ winky /= butthole

4/25/2016 4:11:01 PM

It absolutely does mean butthole. You have 30,000 other words for penis, and only half the people on the planet have one of them. You've got to show love to the gender-neutral winky browneye.

4/25/2016 4:26:17 PM

so that one teletubby is named Tiny Butthole

4/25/2016 4:48:52 PM

I sure would hate to be reincarnated as a butthole hair, tho...

4/25/2016 5:44:59 PM

are itchy

4/25/2016 5:48:56 PM