I won't like breach your cell phone or anything. Seriously... looking for a good temporary living solution at least until the end of the summer and funds are limited (i'm a teacher after all)

5/4/2016 1:55:16 AM

Did you get fired for sending a picture of your dong?

5/4/2016 8:17:10 AM

this should end well.

5/4/2016 8:39:13 AM

You have to be trolling at this point, right?

5/4/2016 8:42:10 AM

Maybe if you give us more specific details, we will be able to address your specific needs. Please post to the thread as my mailbox is broken at the moment

5/4/2016 9:01:57 AM

I've got an 10'x7' office and an air mattress in a marginal area of Brooklyn for $500/month.

5/4/2016 11:16:17 AM

I've got a sweet car bed. My room mates are gonna get me some rims for Christmas.

5/4/2016 11:38:05 AM

I heard craigslist was looking for a roommate

[Edited on May 4, 2016 at 11:46 AM. Reason : how do you spell craig]

5/4/2016 11:46:28 AM

You can room with me. But to be perfectly honest with you, there's a strong chance you'll have to suck a dick.

5/4/2016 12:15:03 PM

I'm sorry to hear about the situation with your wife.

Can we get some details about your location? ITB, OTB, Raleigh, Fayetteville, Charlotte?

5/4/2016 12:20:44 PM

the cell phone thing was of course a joke (a self depreciating one at that)... i do need a roommate. being separated from the wife doesn't work too well while you are still living together though so i really am looking for a place to live.

^^https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEberTUvrsE

^Raleigh. I am moving out of the house temporarily before we decide if we are going to sell it or i'm going to refinance it and keep it.

[Edited on May 4, 2016 at 1:53 PM. Reason : ]

5/4/2016 1:51:45 PM

Are you having to move out because you sent a photo of your dong to a student?

5/4/2016 1:55:21 PM

Haha I was kidding guys got u. Obviously all those posts were a joke cant believe u fell for it

[Edited on May 4, 2016 at 2:14 PM. Reason : dummies]

5/4/2016 2:13:52 PM

Quote :

"the cell phone thing was of course a joke "

That explains those super long PMs you sent me.

5/4/2016 2:20:04 PM

the cell phone thing in THIS thread was a joke. obviously i've embarrassed myself with the cell phone thread in tech talk, and that's ok.

5/4/2016 2:29:43 PM

We think they're both jokes

5/4/2016 2:34:20 PM

so is your ex available or...

5/4/2016 2:35:36 PM

that's kind of an assy thing to say, but technically she is.

5/4/2016 3:11:26 PM

Nooooowww we believe the phone thing

5/4/2016 3:18:10 PM

nah i've gotten help and can't talk about the phone thing anymore.

5/4/2016 3:24:01 PM

Lollllllllllllllll

5/4/2016 3:26:04 PM

Glad you got help!

5/4/2016 4:05:25 PM

But you started out this thread talking about the phone thing

5/4/2016 4:56:40 PM

this thread makes me uncomfortable

5/4/2016 5:08:07 PM

^^yeah sorry i have a weird sense of humor. self depreciation when you have confidence is one of the best types from my experience.

5/4/2016 6:07:56 PM

anybody need a room, m8 :^)

5/4/2016 6:14:01 PM

icwydt

5/4/2016 6:37:59 PM

[Edited on May 4, 2016 at 6:46 PM. Reason : who would NOT want this dude as a future roommate? ]

5/4/2016 6:43:42 PM

I am sorry for your loss.

5/4/2016 8:06:23 PM

Quote :

"self depreciating"

Quote :

"self depreciation"

Dude come on, did you never take the ACT/SAT/GRE???

Quote :

"the cell phone thing in THIS thread was a joke."

But in TT it wasn't? ORLY? From the TT thread:

Quote :

"This incident should be written away as trolling."

[Edited on May 4, 2016 at 10:58 PM. Reason : ]

5/4/2016 10:56:25 PM

not sure if this troll bate or not, but if you have kids involved then try to get your own place ASAP. Having kids in shared flats is really hard to pull off, and she could use that against you in a divorce for custody and child support.

5/5/2016 3:41:21 AM

Quote :

" i have a weird sense of humor. self depreciation when you have confidence is one of the best types from my experience."

What you wrote

Quote :

"i have a weird sense of humor. self depreciation when you have confidence is am one of the best types from my experience."

how it reads

5/5/2016 9:59:31 AM

huh?

yeah was just trying to see if someone needed a temporary roommate.

5/5/2016 11:28:25 AM

Don't need a room. Thanks for asking, mate!

Didn't know you were Australian.

5/5/2016 1:39:38 PM