ARE THE dumbest shit on the internet outside of videos of dudes hitting their balls in skateboarding accidents ...

or the flat earth society.


what the living shit is the point of an online petition ?

5/8/2016 1:16:23 PM

to scare people who know even less about the internet?

5/8/2016 1:19:02 PM

fair enough

5/8/2016 1:24:14 PM

https://www.change.org/victories

5/8/2016 3:40:35 PM

You are so incredibly wrong and obviously have no clue. Only if you had taken 2.27 minutes to click a couple of links, you would have educated yourself and come to realize that they do work, and have achieved some spectacular victories.

Here are some of the accomplishments of the two largest online petition platforms:

https://secure.avaaz.org/en/highlights.php
https://www.change.org/impact

Here is another great one, with beautifully laid out articles:

http://takeaction.takepart.com/?filtered=true&types=Petition (go to main page for the magazine)


Now, do some good by signing these:

https://www.change.org/p/jo-ellen-darcy-stop-the-dakota-access-pipeline
https://www.change.org/p/take-a-stand-against-human-trafficking-in-the-us
https://www.change.org/p/urge-congress-to-support-rape-survivor-rights
https://www.change.org/p/barack-obama-clemency-for-minnie-pearl-thomas-serving-life-without-parole
https://www.change.org/p/tony-rackauckas-exonerate-kenneth-clair-dna-evidence-points-to-someone-else
https://www.change.org/p/congress-demand-that-saudi-arabia-ends-juvenile-execution
https://www.change.org/p/clemency-for-craig-cesal-serving-life-without-parole-for-marijuana

https://secure.avaaz.org/en/save_the_amazon_fr_rb_loc
https://secure.avaaz.org/en/gaza_blockade_loc
https://secure.avaaz.org/en/maasai_lands_loc
https://secure.avaaz.org/en/fgm_somalia_ban_loc
https://secure.avaaz.org/en/no_more_saudi_arms_deals_loc
https://secure.avaaz.org/en/deartrump
https://secure.avaaz.org/en/protect_the_ross_sea_gl_loc
https://secure.avaaz.org/en/attawapiskat_42


[Edited on May 11, 2016 at 1:40 AM. Reason : Even Obama has signed at least one, and it was one of the ones that worked.]

5/11/2016 1:39:38 AM

We should start an online petition to ban online petitions

5/11/2016 8:38:44 AM

https://www.change.org/p/american-girl-make-insulin-pumps-and-diabetic-accessories-for-american-girl-dolls


Ok

5/11/2016 9:09:24 AM

If that's a rebuttal to anything I said, you are failing badly!

Yes, there might be some (many?) stupid petitions... just them. Is that so hard?

5/11/2016 11:37:41 AM

You're the same guy who refuses to pull forward at fast food restaurants because they'll never learn if we don't stand up for our rights, and you are the change you want to see in the world aren't you??

#hashtag http://dontpullforward.com

5/11/2016 12:08:23 PM

Huh?

I don't even know what "pull forward" means, let alone at a fast food restaurant as I don't eat at places which sell trash for food, except for 3-4 times a year.

P.S. I have never used a hashtag in my life.

5/11/2016 12:37:14 PM

#neverusedahashtag

5/11/2016 12:38:07 PM

Wait, I thought that was a URL you made up, but it exists!

Ok guess what, I have never gotten food from a drive-thru, and just learned what "pull forward" means in relation to that. You obviously have me mixed up with someone else.

I think it has been made abundantly clear ITT that you need to STFD and educate yourself.

5/11/2016 12:44:12 PM

Lol it saddens me there's a chance you -ARE NOT-, in fact, an Internet persona

5/11/2016 12:51:21 PM

Please help my family: https://www.change.org/p/infinity-ward-call-of-duty-4-modern-warfare-remastered-sold-separately

5/11/2016 1:01:59 PM

^^ did I not tell you to put the crack pipe down!??

you posts ITT get bizarrer and bizarrer.

5/11/2016 1:37:40 PM

Bizarrer?


Is that what we're doing now? I would thought 'more bizarre' was correct

5/11/2016 2:16:52 PM

Quote :

"and just learned what "pull forward" means"

Quote :

"English is my second language but it is also my best language."

5/11/2016 2:25:43 PM

^^ I had to act a little dumb based on the contents of the thread.

^ Do you know what qualia is? No? OMF you suck at English!!!11 Yeah, I didn't know the American vernacular surrounding drive-through restaurants; it must mean I am bad at English .

5/12/2016 3:35:47 AM

5/12/2016 9:16:43 AM

Not just an ignoramus, but a jerk too... nice!

5/12/2016 9:46:53 AM

It's a common phrase related to automobiles in general, not drive through restaurants (some of which serve healthy foods by the way.) But I guess words like "pull" and "forward" are pretty obscure and really difficult to understand, even if English is supposedly your best language...

Quote :

"Do you know what qualia is are?"

Ftfy


[Edited on May 12, 2016 at 10:14 AM. Reason : Phone]

5/12/2016 10:13:57 AM

ssclark tutors kids in theoretical physics every Wednesday. But not last Wednesday, because he was saving a puppy from a house fire.

5/12/2016 10:15:44 AM

^ good for him!

Quote :

"But I guess words like "pull" and "forward" are pretty obscure and really difficult to understand"

In his post there was no indication that he was referring to driving or to drive-through places: "You're the same guy who refuses to pull forward at fast food restaurants because [...]." Pretty clear what it means there, huh?!

Quote :

"Ftfy"

You got me there! I intended to type the singular, but mixed them up.

5/12/2016 10:46:16 AM

bizarrer.

5/12/2016 11:20:00 AM