I ripped my shirt on a sign post.

I hereby declare that President Obama is directly responsible.

Well, not himself directly, but his administration should have known that this kind of thing could happen.

I'm suing.

6/18/2016 3:23:24 PM

Get in line

6/18/2016 3:30:19 PM

How'd you do that?

6/20/2016 7:38:21 AM

Nobody cares if you ripped you own shirt. But now the FBI has a file on you. So if you try to buy scissors to rip someone else's shirt, they will be tipped off and can stop you.

Seems so elementary, but not in Obama's America.

6/20/2016 8:24:32 AM

^wut

i mean i bet that was hilarious in your head

but wut

[Edited on June 20, 2016 at 1:11 PM. Reason : dey tuk er gunz]

6/20/2016 1:10:59 PM