instead of having to go to the bathroom, would you?

8/2/2016 1:50:49 PM

Do get to decide where it's teleported]

8/2/2016 1:53:22 PM

Taking a dump can be so relaxing... mhmm straight jackin'

8/2/2016 1:58:52 PM

unless you've had uncontrollable diarrhea like I've had for the past 24 hours. it's pretty shitty.

8/2/2016 2:03:01 PM

yes. think of the savings on toilet paper.

also i would teleport my poop into bbehe's mouth.

8/2/2016 4:17:29 PM

this would be helpful if you were being executed via scaphism

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scaphism

I mean, in the sense that you'd presumably survive/suffer longer



[Edited on August 3, 2016 at 12:58 AM. Reason : to answer the question, no: a good shit is a pleasure I have no reason to forgo. ]

8/3/2016 12:57:10 AM

when would I play the games on my phone?

8/3/2016 1:38:11 AM

I'd be worried the teleporter would accidentally get a vital organ.

[Edited on August 3, 2016 at 6:52 AM. Reason : Autocorrect ]

8/3/2016 6:51:36 AM

Na, shitting is too wonderful

8/3/2016 8:10:05 AM

i would like to have the option. i wouldn't use it every single time, but on occasion i would take advantage of this new technology (although, i'd be sure not to use while it was still real "new"...gotta get all the kinks worked out before i'm on board).

8/3/2016 12:54:08 PM

it would be great on airplanes, when standing in line, when lying in bed, during coitus, while at the pool, pretty much any public place.

8/3/2016 1:24:10 PM

Do you regularly get the urge to shit while having sexual intercourse? I think you're doing it wrong.

8/3/2016 3:37:49 PM

I think it's actually pretty common to feel like you need to poop when you're getting pounded in the ass.

8/3/2016 3:48:19 PM

Quote :

"i would like to have the option."

Good point. I needed this option coming home from Charlotte on Sunday. Almost didn't make it in time.

8/3/2016 4:26:45 PM