WHY THE FUCK IS IT ALWAYS AT 3AM

:CHIRP .... CHIRP .... CHIRP .....: IN MY MUTHAFUCKING BEDROOM LAST NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

10/5/2016 2:45:51 PM

No clue. Mine always goes off in the early morning too.

In fact, the battery has died early in the morning so often that I routinely keep a supply of 9v batteries stocked in my home.

10/5/2016 2:51:11 PM

signed.

every one of them i've had go off have been at night. it's like some sick joke.

10/5/2016 3:15:41 PM

^^^,^this.

^^you mean often dies in a particular detector? If so, it's either a bad detector, or if it's supposed to be AC powered, then it's not getting AC power.

[Edited on October 5, 2016 at 3:16 PM. Reason : .]

10/5/2016 3:16:39 PM

Mine is hard wired but has a battery back up.

10/5/2016 3:18:59 PM

lowest temperature of the day

10/5/2016 3:20:01 PM

Correlation is between two quantitative or quantitatively coded variables.

Math fail.

10/5/2016 3:34:30 PM

i like to live dangerously, thus i have no smoke detectors.

10/5/2016 3:42:54 PM

I got dat 190% americium.

10/5/2016 4:00:11 PM

mine run on Einsteinium

10/5/2016 4:06:05 PM

Recently I have had to open the breaker, drain the stored power, input new battery, and close breaker. otherwise when you put the new one in it will still think it is dead. I've read where that is the correct way to do it normally but I don't remember having to do that until recently in the same house with the same detectors.

Drove me crazy the first time. I finally decided the detector was bad and bought a brand new one. Mother fucker chirped when I installed it right out the box.

10/5/2016 8:12:37 PM

pwnt

10/5/2016 8:44:37 PM

its like an alarm clock
you supposed to be up cookin brekfest

10/5/2016 8:50:22 PM

woo woooooooo

10/5/2016 10:23:17 PM

Quote :

"^^you mean often dies in a particular detector? If so, it's either a bad detector, or if it's supposed to be AC powered, then it's not getting AC power."

No, I mean that regardless of the detector, the battery always seems to die early in the morning when I'm trying to snooze. Always. So, like, I always have a 9v battery replacement.

10/5/2016 10:31:14 PM

Did you mean 'irregardless'?

10/6/2016 10:28:35 AM

^^^^Das only in the mo'nin

10/6/2016 1:55:01 PM

If it happens that often, you could be proactive and change it at regular intervals and avoid this problem.

10/7/2016 7:47:54 PM

^^My smoke detectors are only for decoration. That's it, and that's all!

10/8/2016 12:57:14 PM

Motherfucker, just had to unplug one.

10/17/2016 2:55:24 AM

lol, that's the damn truth.

The one in my bedroom started beeping at 4am last Wednesday night.

10/17/2016 1:38:29 PM

Is your's americium or einsteinium based?

10/17/2016 2:19:03 PM

This shit is driving me crazy. I have the hard-wired ones and I swear I've followed the steps 10 freaking time including turning the circuit breaker off and it still chirps. I've just had to leave it unplugged. It's an unused guest bed room. I want to punch whoever designed them that way right square in the nuts right now and hold a chirping smoke detector up to both ears. Why can't I just replace the fucking battery and be done with it.

[Edited on February 14, 2017 at 9:03 PM. Reason : It's been unplugged since 10/17 ^^^]

2/14/2017 8:51:47 PM

get a new one from amazon

2/14/2017 9:02:07 PM

^Had another battery die. Bought two and replaced both of them. Finally stopped!

[Edited on March 2, 2017 at 1:25 PM. Reason : .]

3/2/2017 1:24:02 PM