there are some rumors about Dallas Woodhouse's wife

a lot of people are saying - I mean I don't know, what do I know? but people are saying that she's hot as fuck in a "damn my friend's mom is hot as fuck" kind of way

can anyone confirm?

12/21/2016 1:37:05 AM

I don't understand this thread.

12/21/2016 7:45:49 AM

you're posting in a Dallas Woodhouse thread, man

12/21/2016 7:56:39 AM

Ok; so who are the brother/sister in the picture?

12/21/2016 7:58:01 AM

are people saying that Dallas Woodhouse married his sister? I don't know - what do I know? is that what people are saying?

12/21/2016 8:03:00 AM

Is his sisterwife pregnate? She looks pregnate.

12/21/2016 8:09:00 AM

Dallas woodhouse is like what, maybe 5'6" or 5'7"? Is she a small person?

12/21/2016 8:26:25 AM

who tf is Dallas Woodhouse

12/21/2016 8:57:17 AM

^^ no, she is a small alien.

12/21/2016 9:07:56 AM

After hearing him speak I thought surely he was the alien.

12/21/2016 9:21:42 AM

Quote :

"Dallas Woodhouse is an American political operative based in North Carolina. He has been the Executive Director of the North Carolina Republican Party since October 2015."

12/21/2016 9:33:41 AM

people are saying that she is very, very short, and those people are correct

12/21/2016 9:37:27 AM

12/21/2016 9:53:58 AM

I can confirm she is very short, is definitely very hot in that friend's mom you'd want to fuck way, and has insanely large boobies.

She's also super nice. I never would have assumed she's associated with someone like that- let alone married to him.

Super sweet girl. So much so that you almost feel bad thinking about doing dirty dirty dirty things to her.

12/21/2016 10:35:00 AM

I'd smash

12/21/2016 10:49:50 AM

I wonder if she drinks as much as Dallas. If so, then she's probably fun as hell




Edit:

https://vid.me/yS2h

[Edited on December 21, 2016 at 12:29 PM. Reason : Drunk woodhouse vid for reference]

12/21/2016 12:20:38 PM

Good lord. What a fucking loser.

12/21/2016 12:40:37 PM

12/21/2016 12:43:15 PM

i loved this guy in party down

12/21/2016 12:48:33 PM

[Edited on December 21, 2016 at 1:38 PM. Reason : .]

12/21/2016 1:24:49 PM

His son and my son were on the same baseball team a year ago. He was an alright guy outside of the work-stuff, we didn't interact a whole whole bunch or anything. He smoked some stank cigars. His son is a good kid.

12/21/2016 2:03:08 PM

thought this thread was about danny woodhead at first

12/21/2016 2:58:27 PM

^Dallas Woodhouse is the Big Lots knockoff you get for Christmas

12/21/2016 3:15:03 PM

THUG LIFE

12/21/2016 3:40:45 PM

Dude is lit AF in that interview

12/21/2016 6:23:30 PM

I can say that she doesn't mind enjoying the drinks but certainly handles it better than her husband does.

12/21/2016 8:13:38 PM

for two years I've been bummed about losing that clip of him wasted from my DVR

very happy that is exists on the internet

12/21/2016 8:29:58 PM

have we confirmed that she is clinically a dwarf? can't be more than 4'10"

would still hit it

12/21/2016 11:12:22 PM

This dude is a gigantic piece of shit, but I'll still lay the pipe to that drawf of his. I've heard people say she likes it Rocco rough.

http://www.msnbc.com/msnbc-news/watch/-nothing-sneaky-about-it-n-c-gop-leader-defends-power-grab-835276355734

12/21/2016 11:43:37 PM

Quote :

"Mr. Barber, who's supposed to be a Reverend"

12/21/2016 11:47:36 PM

I am confused by the existence of Republicans :3

12/22/2016 12:18:29 AM

Quote :

" I'll still lay the pipe to that drawf of his."

lol

Quote :

"I've heard people say she likes it Rocco rough."

I'm ashamed of myself for getting this reference.

12/22/2016 9:39:13 AM

does she have disproportionately short forearms?

Gepetto pls respond

this is important

12/23/2016 1:58:47 PM

The only thing disproportionate are her massively huge breasts. They'd be big on someone twice her size.

No weird forearms, big hands, or anything else freakish. Not sure how she ended up with such a cuntservative jackalope.

I can only assume she recognizes he is crazy and takes pity on him.

12/23/2016 9:24:52 PM

12/23/2016 11:06:07 PM

maybe he has a giant cock and she's addicted to the d

12/24/2016 8:50:02 AM

^oh come on, you know that's highly doubtful

the more ignorant you are, the smaller your p33n

I know this by personal experience

12/24/2016 1:14:12 PM

need more tit pics

12/24/2016 4:36:47 PM

yeah i'm not buying that she has huge tits

they are not apparent in the wedding pic

12/24/2016 6:15:16 PM

You don't have to buy it but they are. You can probably tell a little the way that top photo starts to bulge out.

12/24/2016 6:50:08 PM

disappointing thread is disappointing

12/28/2016 2:03:37 PM

this thread is creepy

12/30/2016 10:29:44 AM

no pictures of Woodhouse standing in a residential neighborhood holding an AK with the safety off?

12/30/2016 3:05:50 PM