taking more pills doesn't seem like the most obvious solution

1/18/2017 11:37:54 PM

The obvious solution is to not get addicted to opioids

1/18/2017 11:49:43 PM

1/19/2017 12:09:51 AM

I thought this was a BlackDog thread

[Edited on January 19, 2017 at 11:21 AM. Reason : .]

1/19/2017 11:20:58 AM

Quote :

"The obvious solution is to not get addicted to opioids"

nah man, the obvious solution is to to never get injured in the first place. just become a super-hero. Or never get off the couch.

1/19/2017 11:31:35 AM

cocaine will get you cleared up

1/19/2017 11:47:45 AM

Or don't be a pussy and just play through the pain.

1/19/2017 12:14:36 PM

^

1/19/2017 12:18:55 PM

Seriously. Pain is for pussies. Only pussies hurt. I'm a man.

1/19/2017 12:21:07 PM

Colase is your friend

1/19/2017 1:17:07 PM

Or like, prescribe a non-opioid pain killer that's not ridiculously addictive

1/19/2017 2:12:18 PM

such as?

1/19/2017 2:15:52 PM

1/19/2017 2:22:21 PM

Most drugs that actually do something are habit-forming to some segment that takes it. All them people out there with cirrhosis from fucking Tylenol can demonstrate that.

[Edited on January 19, 2017 at 2:41 PM. Reason : Chronic pain is the issue, not physical withdrawal avoidance]

1/19/2017 2:39:58 PM

this isn't even for pain

OP pls :3

1/19/2017 3:39:39 PM

nothing worse than a hard turd

1/19/2017 8:53:52 PM

This needs the pics from the "It was a nice day, when suddenly...." someone go bring that thread back.

1/19/2017 9:52:04 PM

Yup. Just take some Colace.

1/19/2017 10:29:42 PM

opium and booze are just about the only things that actually work as pain killers.
I mean yeah aspirin with caffeine is dynamite for headaches, but that's not a normal pain receptor response cycle.

Numbing agents or surgeries that kill nerve pathways exist. But tylenol.. it's pretty much a fake drug and kills more livers than pain.

But yeah. Colace and if you're REALLY clogged, prune juice with warm milk of magnesia. Beware and be close to the toilet

1/21/2017 12:21:18 AM

tylenol is a fantastic fever reducer

1/21/2017 8:58:24 AM

were we talking about fever you fucking dipshit faggot?
NO
GO DIE OF PANCREATIC CANCER PLEASE



[Edited on February 17, 2017 at 11:45 PM. Reason : GIF]

2/17/2017 11:44:14 PM

pig out at a chinese buffet

2/18/2017 8:32:21 AM

Alcohol is way up there in addictive substances but is legal with age while opoids require a medical prescription to legally consume.

Why?

2/18/2017 2:07:51 PM

I'm gonna make a serious post in this thread. When I had my appendix out they gave me stool softener to help me poop better. Well here I am, 4 months later, and I'm STILL constipated all the time. It's driving me insane. I mean I stopped taking the pain medicine probably two days after I got home, but my innards are still all screwed up.

2/18/2017 2:11:50 PM

Because the national capital is on the east coast and east coast business we're bigger into alcohol than marijuana and pharmaceuticals ^^

^ serious response. Constipation, especially severe constipation can stretch the bowel and impair nervous activity in the gut. I.E. the stretched bowel will eventually stop registering the need to poop. It takes months for the bowel to repair these connections and receptors. It's really important to take your stool softeners and motility agents or ear your Metamucil everyday or you can stay constipated for a long time until your body repairs your normal reflexes

2/18/2017 2:16:00 PM

Well shit...I'm going to the doctor on Monday, I'll ask her to prescribe me more softener. I'm all out!

2/18/2017 2:22:23 PM

to be fair, you don't really need prescription softener. if you came to see me I'd just tell you to get OTC colace, but I think it's a good idea to talk to your doctor to see if there's anything they want to do about it imaging wise (I doubt it)

2/18/2017 4:21:24 PM

You all are supposed to own latex gloves. You are supposed to use whatever you can to combat your problem.

If you can't figure your own shit out, it's on you.

None of you understand anything. You all fucking suck.

[Edited on February 18, 2017 at 8:59 PM. Reason : ]

2/18/2017 8:55:08 PM