Is there a formula or fumulae for this?
Pussy doesn't do it at this point.
We're talking whiskey dick here

What are the functional options?

2/18/2017 3:08:34 PM

1. grab your wiener
2. ??
3. profit

2/18/2017 3:17:31 PM

Freyed extension cord

2/18/2017 3:18:30 PM

tried 4/5ths of that.
does there exist a mechanical pussy worthy of fucking when a man like us is as fucked up as we are?

if so, list them

[Edited on February 18, 2017 at 3:57 PM. Reason : GIF]

2/18/2017 3:55:29 PM

"we" meaning "us"

2/18/2017 3:59:23 PM

We only beat to this

http://cdn4.images.motherlessmedia.com/images/D359697.jpg?fs=opencloud

2/18/2017 4:00:28 PM

agreed

2/18/2017 4:01:51 PM

but CAN I

2/18/2017 4:02:58 PM

anyone who brings up a "tenga" egg
shut up
But please bring more ideas to the table

2/18/2017 4:05:19 PM

another weird thread

2/18/2017 5:39:35 PM

2/18/2017 8:35:39 PM

I looked up the Tenga Egg. It was whatever, but other links revealed some interesting items.

They resembled necrophilia, in my opinion, in their need to be "real" and also simultaneously silent/compliant. I'm just saying...it's weird...same way I've called out weird ladies.

2/18/2017 8:44:13 PM

which is why it is excluded.
But you're right. Porn is getting weird as shit. staged rape, women getting beaten, tits nailed to shit and...puke. wtf. When did we become Japan

2/19/2017 4:25:29 AM

have you tried wearing a latex glove

2/19/2017 7:27:59 AM

Try a chainmail oyster shucking glove

2/19/2017 6:36:13 PM

jerk it, don't mash it

2/19/2017 8:10:07 PM

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2/20/2017 8:40:35 PM