0EPII1 All American 42557 Posts user info edit post |
be cloned? I mean, do you think someone will do it? Would violence break out over people trying to stop the mad scientist?
[Assuming, of course, that his DNA or his close relatives' DNA is found.]
Would God allow it to happen? Perhaps the experiment will always fail, even if the technology becomes so good that clones are walking around like normal?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zO5_tt7oPE
http://www.thedailyalternative.com/2017/04/scientists-are-currently-planning-to.html
Serious question. 4/16/2017 9:58:59 PM
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TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148804 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "THE
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4/16/2017 10:00:37 PM
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0EPII1 All American 42557 Posts user info edit post |
What do you think TT? 4/16/2017 10:03:36 PM
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moron All American 34423 Posts user info edit post |
We should clone Einstein, Euler and Newton and have them work together to solve the worlds problems. 4/16/2017 10:06:51 PM
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TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148804 Posts user info edit post |
I got a chuckle out of this:
Quote : | "Other than the iconic Shroud of Turin, the recent discovery of the bones of John The Baptist can be the most viable source of DNA to clone Jesus Christ. Since John the Baptist is Jesus Christ's cousin, his DNA would be nearly identical to Jesus'." |
TIL cousins have nearly idential DNA... 4/16/2017 10:10:51 PM
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colangus All American 749 Posts user info edit post |
He wouldn't be allowed to enter our country! GTFOOH you free loadin', hippy heeb!
MAGA 4/16/2017 10:34:16 PM
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Money_Jones Ohhh Farts 12552 Posts user info edit post |
http://www.rawstory.com/2017/04/history-writer-jesus-probably-never-existed-heres-why-christianity-emerged-anyway/ 4/16/2017 10:46:43 PM
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0EPII1 All American 42557 Posts user info edit post |
^ Will read when I get time, very interesting for me.
Here is more that I came across a couple of days but haven't read yet:
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/apr/14/what-is-the-historical-evidence-that-jesus-christ-lived-and-died http://edition.cnn.com/2015/02/19/living/five-things-jesus/index.html
^^ But what if the cloned Jesus says he will MAGA??? ![](images/beatup.gif) 4/16/2017 11:01:06 PM
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scotieb24 Commish 11093 Posts user info edit post |
They'll all turn out to be Craig Christ instead which would also be cool 4/16/2017 11:03:05 PM
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0EPII1 All American 42557 Posts user info edit post |
I have no idea who that is but this is what the internet says
Quote : | "The little known brother of Jesus Christ. Craig is well known as a party animal that can't turn water into wine, but into cold Coors Light." |
[Edited on April 17, 2017 at 12:04 AM. Reason : ] 4/17/2017 12:04:00 AM
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FroshKiller All American 51922 Posts user info edit post |
There is no God. Nothing awaits you after death. Clone whatever the fuck you want within your self-determined yet consensual ethical limits. If you want to take a crack at cloning some Palestinian carpenter, go for it. There are much, much, much better uses of your time and resources, though. 4/17/2017 6:19:20 AM
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justinh524 Sprots Talk Mod 28395 Posts user info edit post |
Cloning is really just a novelty. 4/17/2017 8:28:15 AM
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EMCE balls deep 89859 Posts user info edit post |
Yo, I'm just trying to get someone to manufacture me some Usain Bolt legs in the lab, and stitch those bitches to me 4/17/2017 8:50:50 AM
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Doss2k All American 18474 Posts user info edit post |
I am not gonna lie, I would pay good money to see the actual Jesus show up here today and realize he created the biggest long con in the history of civilization and how much it has shaped the world we live in today. 4/17/2017 9:34:31 AM
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afripino All American 11449 Posts user info edit post |
The Discovery has disproven Jesus, so we good. 4/17/2017 9:41:09 AM
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BanjoMan All American 9609 Posts user info edit post |
Jesus is nothing but an idea of forgiveness and redemption, and believe me it has benefitted society. 4/17/2017 10:06:07 AM
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BigMan157 no u 103355 Posts user info edit post |
i prefer cool Hercules to lame Hercules 4/17/2017 10:28:39 AM
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tulsigabbard Suspended 2953 Posts user info edit post |
All we have to do is collect a sample of his blood from the local church. White blood cells are an excellent source of DNA.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UO7RNReR9Ys
What if Jesus was transgender though? 4/17/2017 12:12:31 PM
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beatsunc All American 10767 Posts user info edit post |
they should clone jesus and mary then have them be a guest on maury
the results show, with a 99.9% accuracy, god you are NOT the father. then the crowd could boo and call mary a whore 4/18/2017 7:00:53 PM
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SSS All American 3646 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "JESUS
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4/18/2017 7:27:11 PM
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Smath74 All American 93281 Posts user info edit post |
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