Jeepin4x4 #Pack9 35774 Posts user info edit post |
Babies need to carry guns for protection. What's the best gun available? Preferably lightweight for concealed carry in diaper or bassinet. 6/14/2017 11:46:27 AM |
JCE2011 Suspended 5608 Posts user info edit post |
Just put a "gun free zone" sticker by the crib, that way when you are being culturally enriched by the religion of peace, they won't shoot your baby. 6/14/2017 11:48:08 AM |
Jeepin4x4 #Pack9 35774 Posts user info edit post |
but my baby is a red blooded american. it's her divine right to carry a gun. 6/14/2017 11:51:42 AM |
justinh524 Sprots Talk Mod 27726 Posts user info edit post |
Get a derringer.
[Edited on June 14, 2017 at 11:56 AM. Reason : Or possibly a desert eagle.]
[Edited on June 14, 2017 at 11:56 AM. Reason : If your baby is fat] 6/14/2017 11:55:32 AM |
kdogg(c) All American 3494 Posts user info edit post |
Do you support abortion?
If yes, then your daughter doesn't have the right to protection.
Wait, already born?
NM.
Ruger SP101. 6/14/2017 12:05:54 PM |
darkone (\/) (;,,,;) (\/) 11609 Posts user info edit post |
Babies are more suited to crew-serviced weapons like a heavy machine gun. 6/14/2017 12:13:40 PM |
JCE2011 Suspended 5608 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "but my baby is a red blooded american. it's her divine right to carry a gun." |
"Her"?
A little early to be imposing a gender on it, don't you think?6/14/2017 12:31:40 PM |
Jeepin4x4 #Pack9 35774 Posts user info edit post |
she done been born 6/14/2017 2:45:45 PM |
0EPII1 All American 42535 Posts user info edit post |
^ he means:
"let it choose its gender on its own" aka the leftist war on gender 6/14/2017 4:17:23 PM |
JeffreyBSG All American 10165 Posts user info edit post |
grenades are good for babies to play with 6/14/2017 6:25:37 PM |
PaulISdead All American 8705 Posts user info edit post |
Child locks? More like child Glocks, amirite? 6/14/2017 7:42:34 PM |
tulsigabbard Suspended 2953 Posts user info edit post |
Most babies have trouble moving around quickly, and wouldn't be fit for hand to hand combat so I would recommend a high power rifle with scope. That way, they can keep a safe distance from the enemy, and take a nap if they get tired. Another advantage, is that the baby can fit into a small area and yield a good cover to vision ratio making them much more difficult to pick off than the average sniper.
[Edited on June 14, 2017 at 9:55 PM. Reason : advantages added.] 6/14/2017 9:54:27 PM |