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9/4/2017 5:50:39 PM

I'm ready for another hurricane football game.

9/4/2017 5:58:07 PM

Irma gawd

9/4/2017 6:10:19 PM

I can't wait. Tell them to cremate my body with my pets when they find us.

9/4/2017 6:12:03 PM

i call dibs on Shawna's body, before she dies.

9/4/2017 6:13:51 PM

PM me for the address.

9/4/2017 6:15:41 PM

even if just your pets survive? that's terrible!

the jet stream needs to step its game up and block this shit

9/4/2017 6:46:20 PM

I call dibs on EMCE's body, after he dies.

9/4/2017 7:03:18 PM

I call dibs on Shawna's body, after she dies but before she's cremated.

9/4/2017 8:14:16 PM

Ladies,

9/4/2017 9:19:01 PM

Parabolas

9/4/2017 9:45:52 PM

Paul has marked himself as dead

[Edited on September 4, 2017 at 10:11 PM. Reason : https://www.ssa.gov/oact/STATS/table4c6.html]

9/4/2017 10:10:35 PM

I live in Miami.

Truf.

9/4/2017 10:45:26 PM

^ I live in Broward County.

9/4/2017 11:34:16 PM

Same. Miramar. Putting the window metal up yesterday and today.

9/5/2017 5:55:48 AM

Space coast

Wish that predictions would settle down about west coast vs east

9/5/2017 8:36:05 AM

Calling thirds on Shawna's body.

9/5/2017 9:12:42 AM

i'll bat clean up

9/5/2017 9:16:40 AM

NC had Irma before Irma even became mainstream

https://weather.com/storms/hurricane/news/potential-tropical-depression-ten-tropical-storm-irma-southeast-coast-florida

/hipster

9/5/2017 9:35:07 AM

Quote :

"Irma gawd"

LOL

9/5/2017 10:22:12 AM

Who booked his first days off for vacation this year for a cruise out of Florida right when this fucking hurricane will be hitting???!!!


<----- THIS GUY!!!!!

9/5/2017 10:40:31 AM

cant find bottle water any where already lol. Sam, Walmart, Publix all out.

9/5/2017 10:54:59 AM

i think it's coming straight for ENC.

9/5/2017 10:58:49 AM

Current projections have it raping Miami on Sunday morning

9/5/2017 12:50:16 PM

9/5/2017 12:51:02 PM

Will beWas going to Disney next Thursday...

FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[Edited on September 5, 2017 at 1:37 PM. Reason : Irma...I'm gonna need you to move it along]

9/5/2017 1:36:49 PM

185 mph now and pressure is still pretty high comparatively

9/5/2017 1:59:24 PM

Is 200mph sustained possible?

9/5/2017 2:07:11 PM

ask a tornado

9/5/2017 2:33:59 PM

Ask a water spout

9/5/2017 2:50:12 PM

Ask my butt


Hi I'm in my mid 30s

9/5/2017 3:05:58 PM

it's going to pull a Matthew and hit ENC. mark my words

9/5/2017 3:13:26 PM

welp. this gon' get ugly for someone

9/5/2017 3:13:43 PM

if it does hit Florida, where are all the jews, carpet baggers, and Cubans going to go?

9/5/2017 3:24:10 PM

Jose is already forming in the eastern Atlantic

9/5/2017 3:26:59 PM

that little guy?

I wouldn't worry about that little guy.

9/5/2017 3:29:14 PM

Don't worry, Trump wont let Jose in.

9/5/2017 3:36:21 PM

Puerto Rico is going to get annihilated tomorrow night

9/5/2017 3:39:34 PM

N0000000ooooo! Not my mofongo!!

9/5/2017 4:12:00 PM

Damn my dead body gets laid more than my live one.

9/5/2017 6:02:42 PM

Shit I might come to raleigh to get away from the thing!

9/5/2017 6:30:06 PM

Newest GFS fucks us here in NC again hooray.

9/5/2017 6:37:51 PM

9/5/2017 6:40:09 PM

Dang I feel a little silly projecting to Sat/Sun for central Florida, and you guys are projecting to like Tuesday??

9/5/2017 6:43:06 PM

those time frames are correct if it heads into florida obviously if it heads north up here it will be a few more days

9/5/2017 6:45:01 PM

9/5/2017 7:09:46 PM

I went to the store today and got a shit load of water and some canned food. I just realized I forgot charcoal...that will be my next trip to the store.

The combination of people helping out with Harvey and people preparing for Irma already has the stores around here a little low on water.

I also hit up the battery aisle on amazon last week and restocked my supply. I have my hurricane box ready.

So, since I have become super prepared for this storm, I have single handedly secured ENC's miss of Irma.

Also, I will not be attempting to get on life tv this time around. If this bitch is going to be as strong as she is, and if she decides to hit either dead on here, or just south of here....I'm getting the fuck out of town. I'll ride out a Cat 3, I'm iffy on a Cat 4, but there is no way in hell I'd hang out in a Cat 5. Fuck that shit.

Also, this is the 7 year anniversary of me dancing on the news during Hurricane Earl.

9/5/2017 7:58:38 PM

Wait what site should I visit to post pictures of predictions completely devoid of any context or explanation?

9/6/2017 2:09:58 AM

^I get all my weather maps from http://www.meatspin.com

9/6/2017 7:48:32 AM

so are we going to die?

9/6/2017 8:27:02 AM