I have Fibromyalgia. Please help me. I currently live in a garbage can behind Snoopy's. Please help.

9/14/2017 12:09:27 PM

It might be Morgellons disease, check again.

9/14/2017 12:15:00 PM

No, I checked WebMD. Help me, I'm stuck.

9/14/2017 12:21:17 PM

You are stuck as in you can't move because of the disease, or stuck as in you don't know what to do? Or both?

9/14/2017 12:34:50 PM

I'm stuck living in a trash can because of the disease and I can't do anything. Help.

9/14/2017 12:36:45 PM

Stay put; help is on the way.

9/14/2017 12:47:34 PM

Where are you? Can you send the Paw Patrol?

9/14/2017 12:50:30 PM

Chase is on the case.

9/14/2017 12:51:35 PM

Ryder needs us

9/14/2017 1:49:11 PM

how the fuck you gon' have my fibromyalgia?

9/14/2017 3:18:15 PM

They didn't show up. Please this is serious. This is a very serious and incurable condition.

9/14/2017 5:24:41 PM

ok just stay there. don't leave until we get there.

9/15/2017 2:01:02 PM

shit, PinkandBlack is going to miss National Double Cheeseburger Day at McDonald's

9/15/2017 2:53:42 PM

Please bring me a cheeseburger. I might be here as long as 2 weeks. Does anyone have the number for The Paw Patrol?

9/15/2017 3:18:10 PM

Cheeseburgers make the pain much worse.

9/15/2017 8:45:07 PM

^^867-5309, ask for Skye

9/15/2017 10:22:01 PM

Fibro your own algia, you don't need me to do it.

9/15/2017 10:23:16 PM

fibromyalgia, the made up disease for people either seeking disability checks, pain meds, or both.

9/16/2017 12:35:23 AM

^

9/16/2017 4:07:00 PM

Please, send me a check to buy a cheeseburger. You can air drop it. Give it to Skye.

[Edited on September 16, 2017 at 5:04 PM. Reason : Help]

9/16/2017 5:01:47 PM

fibromyalgia, aka "getting old"

9/16/2017 5:36:20 PM

Lady Gaga gettin' old!

9/16/2017 5:59:25 PM

Coz:

I received your letter. Thank you for sending it. I can't help you with your application for disability checks for your own Fibromyalgia of the butt, but I can refer you to a specialist.

Can you please bring me a hot dog? I hope to get out of this tight spot by Tuesday.


Thank you, friend.

9/17/2017 4:27:12 PM

PM HOOPS SHALOM for free food

9/17/2017 4:45:17 PM

I'd like to applaud Ke$ha for applauding Lady Gaga for applauding Selena Gomez for having a medical condition.

We are warrior princess role models who need self-care, and our honesty is inspiring.

https://www.bustle.com/p/keshas-instagram-supporting-selena-gomez-lady-gaga-is-a-message-we-can-all-benefit-from-reading-2367004

9/17/2017 4:53:06 PM

Fibromyalgia? In my vagina?

9/17/2017 5:57:27 PM

^^^^

Dear PinkandBlack,

Please be advised that I have dispatched an all-beef Ballpark frank prepared all the way to your current location post haste via Amazon delivery drone. I hope you can tolerate relish. If not, just scrape it off.

Thank you also for your consideration in my quest for official recognition of disability stemming from the painful and debilitating Fibromyalgia maximus of which I suffer. For now, it looks like I still have to work, but rest assured, WE SHALL OVERCOME!

Kind regards,

The Coz

9/17/2017 5:57:56 PM

I just found out I have Leggomyeggo.

9/17/2017 6:31:04 PM

any flare ups over the weekend? what is your current pain level?

9/18/2017 9:43:19 AM

^I'm in a waffle lot of pain

9/18/2017 11:29:05 AM

If you or a loved one has contracted Fibromyalgia from exposure to chemicals, call Ryder on the Hurtline.

Right. Now.

9/18/2017 6:43:00 PM

I called the law offices of James Scott Farrin.

9/18/2017 9:36:02 PM

I called Joynes and Bieber. I have a phone book in here from 1996.

9/19/2017 9:04:19 AM

have you tried an enema?

I hear those work wonders, and are fun!

9/19/2017 10:05:25 AM

in 10 years you'll all have chronic pain and will have finally found a clue

9/19/2017 1:33:04 PM

^

Quote :

"fibromyalgia, aka "getting old""

9/19/2017 3:59:03 PM

Well, it's Wednesday. Im still stuck, but I got a hot dog. Expect a lawsuit soon, Snoopy's. Howxabout I stick a hot dog in YOUR mouth.

Legal fund donations welcome.

9/20/2017 1:40:12 PM

start a go fund me page

9/20/2017 1:52:06 PM

My gofundme fell short by three dollars. You all need to come get me and give me a ride to Whole Foods so I can get magic beans. I'm not taking government health care.

12/1/2017 3:33:15 PM

12/1/2017 10:12:58 PM

I got turned down for a mortgage on a 3 story cardboard box. Help

12/4/2017 1:22:06 PM