A. Yes, I'm enjoy the finer pleasures in life.

B. No, I'm a taint-licking terrorist.

12/17/2017 7:24:52 PM

<—- taint licking terrorist.

12/17/2017 7:31:29 PM

Only when I sneak into EMCE's bed while he's sleeping, and then depart before he awakens.

12/17/2017 7:40:09 PM

sleeping naked causes my balls to itch

I don't know why, but there it is

12/17/2017 9:23:33 PM

A little hard to do when you have kids in the house.

12/17/2017 9:46:06 PM

C. no, if someone murders me in my sleep i don't want them to see my micropenis

12/18/2017 1:05:41 AM

sleeping naked is pretty good. i usually just sleep in my underwear...i tend to be warm at night, so the fewer clothes and blankets the better for me.

12/18/2017 7:17:00 AM

A.

Because who needs drawers in the way for late night hanky-panky?

12/18/2017 9:17:55 AM

A

But probably will stop soon. We have boys so it's not that big of a deal right now. Just as they get older it will get weird. I usually have boxers right beside the bed to throw on.

I too, have thought about the scenario of running after a burglar naked, with a gun. But I think that might scare them more so it evens out

12/18/2017 9:20:54 AM

It's just so comfortable

12/18/2017 11:02:21 AM

Y'all are some nasty bastards. You need to wear drawers in bed so you don't spray fecal aerosol when you're sleep farting.

12/19/2017 9:33:09 PM

12/19/2017 10:04:55 PM

they don't call emce the pinkeye bandit for nothing

12/19/2017 10:32:40 PM

She is also naked so can she really get upset? haha

12/20/2017 9:21:04 AM

Well, she may be naked but she didn’t shit on him, so I’d say yes

12/20/2017 9:31:13 AM

True, but she could have. Depends who ate mexican for lunch that day

12/20/2017 9:47:22 AM

This gives me an idea for a conversation piece to display in my home, above the fire place.

12/20/2017 10:27:37 AM

Is she doing air quotes?

12/20/2017 12:40:17 PM

My husband "shit the bed"

12/20/2017 1:23:05 PM