This video is 2 years old, how haven't I seen this yet?

3/3/2018 1:50:52 AM

This actually looks like a pretty good idea.

Although it's funny that the ad tells you to "beware of imitators"

"Watch out for those dastardly companies that try to sell you the same product for less!"

3/3/2018 2:09:41 AM

I’ve had a similar product for 2 years. I’ve used it like 3 times.

3/3/2018 9:43:06 AM

"me so hungry" - LMFAO

3/4/2018 12:26:35 AM

bet the string breaks after 3 uses

3/4/2018 10:51:43 AM

The obvious racism..."me so hungry"

lol

3/4/2018 5:15:31 PM

I want to know who saw a lawnmower/chainsaw/weed eater and was like THAT PULL CORD WOULD BE A GREAT WAY TO CHOP VEGETABLES.

I'd like to throw that person through the window like a food processor.

3/4/2018 5:21:00 PM

real gold starts at 1:14

3/7/2018 2:20:48 PM

so...crank chop > slap chop?

3/7/2018 2:28:02 PM

You're going to love my nuts.

3/7/2018 6:28:53 PM