Alright folks, the time has come at work for the best prank ever. Does anyone have any idea how to get a Cologard box without actually getting a prescription, paying too much money, or having someone ship me their feces?
The boxes are controlled by a private packing company in Wisconsin, and they won't mail me one without the obvious order from Cologard.

I'm out of ideas..

3/22/2018 8:23:40 PM

Be a wizzkidd and figure it out.

3/22/2018 10:24:36 PM

This doesn't sound like a good prank

3/22/2018 10:26:22 PM

what's a cologard?

3/22/2018 11:11:34 PM

"It's just a prank, bro!"

3/22/2018 11:40:19 PM

Colon cancer is no laughing matter

3/22/2018 11:46:00 PM

*color guard

3/23/2018 12:21:35 AM

If you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I got spare time.

3/23/2018 8:12:00 AM

3/23/2018 9:13:49 AM

I might have something with the company name if that helps (exact sciences), don't remember anything that had cologaurd written on it. How soon do you need it? My uncle was the CEO for a few years, I can check with him and see what he has but might be all boxed up since he recently moved.

3/23/2018 10:13:14 AM

sounds like a shit prank

3/23/2018 10:27:41 AM

What is the prank about?

3/23/2018 11:12:48 PM

I think the prank was getting us to read this thread

3/26/2018 8:23:34 AM

i just clicked to find out what cologard meant

3/26/2018 10:59:43 AM

THE COLOGARD IS COLORED!

3/27/2018 12:06:26 PM

So I fail to see where the prank is here. Isn't Cologuard a test for Colon Cancer?

3/27/2018 12:46:06 PM

It is. But instead of needing a colonoscopy, you just need to poop in a bag and mail it to Exact Sciences. So maybe the joke is the old 'light a bag of poop on fire' joke.

3/27/2018 1:30:33 PM

https://www.poopsenders.com/

3/27/2018 6:21:28 PM