Gave a gift to a co-worker.
Ate a salad.
Did some copy editing.
Watched a little TV.
Pretty good day.
Yesterday was better.

5/1/2019 9:45:56 PM

Woke up
Took the dog out
Showered
Read emails while eating breakfast
Took wife to the subway, then went into the office
Lab shot from 9 - 12
Meeting from 12-12:30. Ate lunch
Other stuff in the office from lunch till about 4
Came home, ran 3 miles. Then gym. Shower.
Picked wife up from subway
Went to a happy hour and ate wings. Drank beer
Came home and did chores. Walked the dog
Watched the playoffs
Farted
Scratched myself
Farted
Will probably go to bed soon

5/1/2019 9:52:37 PM

your mom

5/1/2019 9:52:42 PM

loaded a trailer with hay

5/1/2019 10:13:12 PM

Went to work
Came home
Tried on my new wet suit
Sprayed some clothes and camping gear down with permethrin
Ran 6 miles
Showered
Replaced the accelerator pedal position sensor on my wife's car
Called a guy and setup a shuttle ride at Uwharrie friday
Ate supper
Watched some tv

5/1/2019 10:22:43 PM

Y'all reminded me of some things I need to do tomorrow:

Spray some clothes with permethrin.
Call a guy and set up a ferry at Cape Lookout.
Do some chores.
Fart.

5/1/2019 10:25:15 PM

annnnnnnnnd qntmfred wins the thread with the 3rd damn post.

5/1/2019 10:39:10 PM

Woke up
Ingested lots of caffeine
Did some work
Drove into the office
Spent most of the workday on terribly unproductive and frustrating calls
Enjoyed the RTP exodus traffic
Test drove a Mazda 6 (meh)
Finished planting my garden (yay)
Watched Jeopardy and had some meh Postmates
Am currently making a deposit

5/1/2019 10:46:00 PM

Quote :

"Am currently making a deposit"

...in the toilet

5/2/2019 6:21:23 AM

I don't remember what all, but the only bit that really mattered was that we had dinner with some folks to see off two of our friends from India for their last night. Rewatched the latest episode of Game of Thrones with 'em by request.

5/2/2019 7:24:48 AM

Woke up, had some cold brew
Went to the 1030 Bulls game, had a marg and a beer
Went home for a second
Out to do errands in preparation for our derby party Saturday
Home, played some games, watched some TV

5/2/2019 8:29:55 AM

Migrated 40 some servers from homegrown ldap solution to AD
Notified 40 app owners to move their web front end auth to AD
Lunch
Worked with said app owners that didn't know how to update apache

Will do it all again tonight.

5/2/2019 4:21:33 PM

Work, work, work, work, work, work
You see me I be work, work, work, work, work, work
You see me do me dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt
There's something 'bout that work, work, work, work, work, work
When you a gon' learn, learn, learn, learn, learn, learn
Me na care if me tired, tired, tired, tired, tired, tired

5/2/2019 5:01:07 PM

Woke up
Fell out of bed
Dragged a comb across my head

5/2/2019 6:16:37 PM

went to work
did work
went to the grocery store
came home
cut my grass
did intervals on the bike trainer for an hour
showered
ate dinner
tried on some new clothes
got my food ready for a 3 day/2 night hike
packed my backpack

5/3/2019 12:05:59 AM

Waited for the tally man to tally me banana.

5/3/2019 12:46:29 AM

Two grills at the same time

5/3/2019 3:32:19 AM

woke up
took half a shit

5/3/2019 6:31:03 AM

Drove to Uwharrie
Had a Cajun filet on the way
Got a shuttle ride to Tot Hill Farm Rd in the birkhead mtn wilderness
Walked to eagles nest shelter on little long mtn
Setup my bivy and sleep stuff
Gonna cook dinner, sip some bourbon, and go to sleep in a little while

5/3/2019 4:44:34 PM

woke up
took so much more than a whole shit
ate a delightful egg/bacon/cheese on a something wonderful called a bialy - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bialy_(bread)
rode bikes along to the beach and bought an overpriced smoothie
sampled some kombucha...not so sure ab it
explored the nc national guard training center near fort fisher
talked to my mom on the phone for an hour
made a second deposit
car shopped (328i?)
drank some wine
currently cheering on MAH CANES and about to murder some pasta with clam sauce

5/3/2019 9:06:58 PM

Yesterday:

Got confirmation that my presentation proposal for DEF CON was received.
Completed copy on some marketing kits. Answered some questions about prior work. Did some research.
Ate Mami Nora's catering.
Threw a little Kentucky Derby party in the office with a bar, hat crafting station, and Japan World Cup horse racing simulation.
Watched Mr. Show w/ my spouse.

5/4/2019 9:14:44 AM

YESTERDAY:

Went to the junk yard and got a new driver's seat for my XJ. Installed it and took the old one to the dump.
Detailed the Jeep. Fluids and new wiper blades.
Weed whacked the yard.

TODAY:

Hitting the thrift stores and Costco with Greylin.
Cleaning the garage a little.
Cleaning the fridge.

BLOCKERS:

None.

5/5/2019 12:09:34 PM

yesterday:

woke up
had breakfast and coffee on little long mountain with a view of nothing but fog
drank some creek water
walked to hwy 109
ate lunch on a log
drank more creek water
walked to hwy 24/27
drove home
got a cookout tray on the way home
unpacked my gear
passed out in my recliner
took a shower
went to bed

5/5/2019 1:01:42 PM