I wonder what he has to say about all of this? Like, there are two sides to every story.

Maybe he would tell us that she was a mouth breather on the phone, or her nipples were smelly, or she had ashy titties, or she was too squishy, or that she didn't wash her back fat well enough. Maybe he was a die-hard brass instrument guy and couldn't fuck with woodwinds. Maybe Lizzo was the side chick because she was too clingy. What if she was throwing their business out there in the street?

I'm all for a positive body image and what not, but maybe Lizzo just wasn't old dude's type. It might be upsetting to hear, but maybe Lizzo's ex just wanted his dick sucked without the commitment.

[Edited on September 12, 2019 at 1:11 PM. Reason : Jj]

9/12/2019 1:05:32 PM

I should have made this thread about vaping instead

9/12/2019 1:24:15 PM

I'm guessing this bitch's music sucks.

9/12/2019 1:30:00 PM

I thought this thread was about vaping.

9/12/2019 1:35:05 PM

what is a lizzo?

9/12/2019 1:35:23 PM

^^^ it's aight

9/12/2019 1:36:48 PM

Her VMA performance was amazing. Girls got fucking PIPES. Music is super catchy as far as beat and hooks, but she's seriously talented.

As far as smelly nips, maybe they stank.

9/12/2019 2:02:30 PM

who
what
why
when
where

9/12/2019 2:05:08 PM

From what I've seen and heard, I'm a fan. She is talented.

9/12/2019 2:21:00 PM

Her music is catchy af.

I thought I was outta touch with new music but I’m apparently not as out of touch as some of y’all lol

9/12/2019 3:45:41 PM

she’s great

her haters are dumb

9/12/2019 4:03:36 PM

If I were Lizzo’s ex, and her album just went gold, I’d keep my mouth fuggin shut and hope she’d send me some kind of “fuck you, look at how rich I am” gift like a nice watch or an autographed pair of her undies (resell on eBay!) or something.

9/12/2019 4:24:17 PM

(she's at Red Hat tomorrow (friday) night)

9/12/2019 4:45:38 PM

Haha, yeah. Her ex is like

9/12/2019 4:47:40 PM

BanjoMan, is her music any good?

9/12/2019 9:37:57 PM