Simply recite the following two sentences aloud, exactly as written, and you will be immune to COVID-19 within an hour.

"Circle circle dot dot, now I have the COVID-19 vaccination shot."

"Circle circle square square, now it's going to stay there."

~~FORWARD THIS TO AT LEAST 10 PEOPLE BECAUSE THIS CURE WILL SAVE THOUSANDS OF LIVES!!~~~~

3/18/2020 4:39:58 PM

Vaccine doesn't cure; it is a preventative.

Just take some colloidal silver solution; that will cure it, just like it cures AIDS, Ebola, and SARS.

https://www.npr.org/2020/03/11/814550474/missouri-sues-televangelist-jim-bakker-for-selling-fake-coronavirus-cure

Please stay tuned, tomorrow I shall bring you an Iranian cure.

3/18/2020 6:21:15 PM

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"Vaccine doesn't cure; it is a preventative."

You are clearly mistaken. Are you calling my great aunt Agatha, who emailed this to me, a liar?

3/18/2020 6:53:51 PM

So far, so good for me...still coronavirus-free! Anyone else want to chime in?

3/20/2020 11:04:07 AM

Day 4 and still no virus

3/21/2020 3:23:26 PM

When is your infomercial going to air? Who is going to be your airhead co-host?

3/21/2020 3:30:27 PM

I mistakenly said "Dot dot circle circle" and am now in intensive care. PLEASE be careful when doing this!!!

3/21/2020 3:32:06 PM

I am going to be exposed to the virus in 45 minutes. What do I do NOW?!

3/21/2020 4:03:06 PM

I didn't forward this and now my temperature is 98.7 degrees and i coughed a half hour ago

3/21/2020 5:29:18 PM

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"I mistakenly said "Dot dot circle circle" and am now in intensive care. PLEASE be careful when doing this!!!"

Yep...you have to repeat it 100% as written or it won’t work.

This has been proven to work since this method has been successfully used for decades by school children in order to prevent cooties. There haven’t been ANY cases of cooties since.

3/21/2020 8:13:01 PM

This VICE NEWS montage of that cockroach Jim Bakker had me LOLing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Yunh9dRjdA

BTW, are all those people on the set inbred or something? And his wife looks disgusting and a mutant with all the work she has had done on her face... I am sure Jesus approves.

Walter will you chug the silver solution if you end up getting the "Chinese virus"? I will buy you the starter pack!


P.S. These people have a cure too... by laying their hands on you I suppose

A Louisiana pastor defies a state order and holds a church service with hundreds of people
https://edition.cnn.com/2020/03/18/us/louisiana-pastor-coronavirus/index.html

1 hr+ video of the service is embedded above... I find such church services weird with all the music and doom and gloom sermons and physicality. Anybody go to a church like that?


[Edited on March 23, 2020 at 7:12 PM. Reason : ]

3/23/2020 6:59:53 PM

Man dead after trying to create Trump's coronavirus miracle drug from household cleaner

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/chloroquine-phosphate-death-coronavirus-trump-treatment-covid-19-cure-malaria-cleaner-a9420176.html

3/23/2020 7:47:33 PM