I’m looking for a few investors who want to help me expand my business over the next 1-2 years. Hear me out...

I started a sex toy rental app/business, similar to the Lime/Bird scooter and bike rental model. I currently have an inventory of around three dozen dildos, pocket pussies, and inflatable sex toys (girl, man, sheep, etc.). The model is pretty straightforward...each piece of inventory has a built-in GPS and computer unit. I place the various dildos/pocket pussies/blow-up dolls around town in public areas such as bus stops, parks, near museums (you get the idea) and people can use my proprietary app to rent each device in 30-minute increments. When finished, you simply leave the item at designated pick-up locations where my team will collect the item, inspect it, and sometimes clean it depending on how dirty it is. We then place it back out for rental.

Each item has been personally tested by myself, and is proven as such by a “Walter Seal of Approval” scratch-n-sniff sticker located on the item. Do not trust any knock-off competitors. If it does not have the sticker, it’s not the real deal.

I need some cash to expand into other areas of the country and also to purchase new pocket pussies because the ones we currently have are getting pretty worn out due to overuse. If this sounds like the right opportunity for you, then please shoot me a PM.

3/18/2020 7:00:37 PM

[Edited on March 18, 2020 at 7:18 PM. Reason : H]

3/18/2020 7:18:18 PM

I'll invest 5,000 lafta bucks

3/18/2020 7:24:29 PM

^^How much are you asking for those? Are you selling those as a lot, and if so, would you give me a lower price if I bought them all? That is a great assortment and I think there could be big demand for a couple of them.

3/18/2020 7:41:56 PM

8==========D

3/21/2020 3:21:12 PM

^^^^

Did you pull them off the wall each time and stick them up your ass, or did you leave them in place and back your ass up to them? I'm interested if you did the latter because I think the suction cups will hold up better.

3/21/2020 4:12:27 PM