1) Hookers
2) Blow
3) Hookers and blow
4) Sex-change operation in third world country
5) 10 year subscription to Brazzers
6) Other

4/15/2020 5:56:15 PM

Bathroom remodel.

But I'm not going to pay the contractor after he does the work.

4/15/2020 6:40:21 PM

1200 $1 hookers, or 1 $1200 hooker

4/15/2020 7:37:14 PM

1200 tacos

4/15/2020 7:58:54 PM

24 AR-14 lower receivers

4/15/2020 8:01:16 PM

Is the quality of $1200 hooker 1200 times that of a $1 hooker?

4/15/2020 8:24:38 PM

Yes.
The $1 hooker is smelly and and has 2.5 teeth
The $1200 hooker can do that thing with their butthole

4/15/2020 8:44:37 PM

The correct answer to that question is clearly 2 $600 hookers

4/15/2020 9:00:04 PM

^^ The butthole thing is cool, but the 3000 teeth are kinda creepy.

4/15/2020 9:48:17 PM

4/15/2020 10:00:20 PM

Hookers and cocaine, what else is there at this point

4/15/2020 10:28:57 PM

paying back them taxes

4/15/2020 11:24:30 PM

Buy a banana? What could you possibly get for $1200?

4/16/2020 12:04:36 AM

a bandana, to wear when you buy your banana

4/16/2020 12:39:43 AM

Quote :

"24 AR-14 lower receivers"

BIG TALKER

4/16/2020 7:55:00 AM

I didnt know what an AR-14 lower receiver was, so i googled it. The first result was a receiver with modified settings for safety that made fun of liberals.

but it's definitely for protecting your home.

4/16/2020 8:39:11 AM

I'm giving mine out a bit at a time to people in need.

[Edited on April 16, 2020 at 9:15 AM. Reason : ///]

4/16/2020 9:14:51 AM

Deworming agent (for cutting)

4/16/2020 10:54:19 AM

Tito's, Fireball, Evan W

4/16/2020 11:09:43 AM

^bang for your buck? or just into hard-to-swallow alcohol?

4/16/2020 11:53:54 AM

I'm into middle shelf liquors

4/16/2020 12:02:19 PM

Goldilocks exposed?

4/16/2020 12:20:04 PM

^^do your thing. i was just wondering, because when i got let go in 2008, the very first things i bought were a case of ramen and a handle of travelers club. i was all about the bang for my (unemployment) buck

4/16/2020 1:39:48 PM

Quote :

"I'm giving mine out a bit at a time to people in need."

I'll post your story since you're so modest.


https://www.fox46charlotte.com/news/sc-man-gives-away-stimulus-check-to-those-in-need

4/16/2020 3:08:46 PM

I’m gonna buy 240 new wolf web alias accounts.

4/17/2020 7:33:50 AM

Pretty sure you don’t qualify for a trump check EMCE...

4/17/2020 11:05:31 AM

Pay my 2019 income taxes.

4/17/2020 9:32:39 PM

probably spending it on food from a struggling small business like Ruth's Chris

4/17/2020 9:33:44 PM