Hello TWWers

I am pretty strapped for funds at the moment and I may not be able to make my rent payment next month so I'm going to auction off my virginity.

Start the bidding at $1 and let's see where it goes. Must pay with cash. Chicks only...ABSOLUTELY NO DUDES! unless you have a big cock.

5/4/2020 8:28:39 PM

I'll give you $5 lafta bucks to stop posting since you're not funny/clever/interesting.

NOTE: the agreement is in lafta bucks, so I'm not paying shit either way

5/4/2020 8:38:46 PM

I am no saint, but God you are just awful. Can’t someone just make it so this person can’t create threads? Please?

5/4/2020 8:38:48 PM

this guy is creating a new thread once every few days, it's ruining tww!!!1

5/4/2020 9:24:49 PM

Well where is oprah sex tape cause dammit I want to see it

5/4/2020 11:57:57 PM

ill give $6 for you to not have sex

5/5/2020 12:17:27 AM

I'll do it for $10.

What's the free cancellation deadline?

5/5/2020 3:10:10 PM

Dude here whats up

[Edited on May 5, 2020 at 5:18 PM. Reason : Nvm just read the whole thing ]

5/5/2020 5:18:36 PM