post COVID-19?

Got a statutory rapist in the family that I'm ready to see go to prison.

6/9/2020 12:58:34 PM

Just drop him off at jail and tell them he needs a room

6/9/2020 2:34:05 PM

^ even the shittiest of the shitty get due process, bro

6/10/2020 1:25:53 PM

You can pay them by the night I think. Call and see what the price is.

6/10/2020 2:34:53 PM

Where can I get my taxpayer funds for a citizen's arrest and nightly detainment?

6/10/2020 3:29:38 PM

This mofo got fucked up and accidentally ran into his mom's house this morning.
Maybe they'll keep him for dui this time. I can't make this shit up.

6/16/2020 12:49:36 PM

Does that thing have a hemi in it?

6/16/2020 1:06:04 PM

You still haven’t done what I said?

6/16/2020 1:16:56 PM

you should have painted your mom's garage for her bro

6/16/2020 7:46:02 PM

Lol I was about to say. Sanded you could have at least primed that wall

6/16/2020 8:01:04 PM

^couldn't be bothered for a $.50 outlet cover

and the truck is a construction company truck

[Edited on June 16, 2020 at 8:07 PM. Reason : the sticker could say "destruction" I suppose]

6/16/2020 8:06:28 PM

Quote :

"you should have painted your mom's garage for her bro"

Not my mom. She's the wife's grandmother. But, you're right. I will probably help the good son finish his painting.

6/16/2020 8:46:40 PM