What are you doing to free Britney?

https://www.insider.com/freebritney-britney-spears-conspiracy-theory-explained-2020-7

[Edited on July 17, 2020 at 6:21 PM. Reason : Though I take issue with them calling it a conspiracy theory.]

7/17/2020 6:20:56 PM

Come on guys this is important.

7/18/2020 12:24:07 PM

I always had a thing for her

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7/18/2020 10:59:44 PM

she was kinda like my miley but when I was in 11th grade

and Britney actually is still a regular human being, so she's kinda better than miley LOL :3

7/18/2020 11:27:50 PM

where do I go to claim my free Britney :3

1/31/2021 9:37:24 PM

Shits heating up

https://www.theguardian.com/music/2021/jun/22/britney-spears-conservatorship-testimony

6/23/2021 10:10:51 PM

LOL 'Murrca where you can legally own an adult and prevent them from having children even though they are not medically insane.

Let's bomb Eyerack Murrca Eyerack to liberate all the women and children!!!


[Edited on June 24, 2021 at 9:56 AM. Reason : ]

6/24/2021 9:50:37 AM

^To be fair, we let our women drive.

6/24/2021 12:53:26 PM

Woohooo the slave can drive!!!

6/24/2021 3:30:07 PM

Hey at least we don't stone our women to death.

6/24/2021 6:12:08 PM

to good home

6/24/2021 8:33:00 PM

I will also take a free Britney. Please ship it overnight.

6/24/2021 10:58:51 PM

Does Pakistan even let women drive??

[Edited on June 24, 2021 at 11:10 PM. Reason : nm lol rjrumple beat me to it!]

6/24/2021 11:08:30 PM

lol bunch'a ignoramuses up in here. there is no country where women can't drive

anyway, that's not even the point -- the point is no country goes on destroying other countries to bring freedom to their women and children, except for Murrca of course, where a rich white woman is legally enslaved and birth control is forced on her.

that's seriously fucked up, like autocratic 3rd world country fucked up.

6/25/2021 10:28:58 AM

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Women_in_Pakistan

6/25/2021 10:36:51 AM

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2014/05/28/in-pakistan-honor-killings-claim-1000-womens-lives-annually-why-is-this-still-happening/

6/25/2021 10:37:48 AM

since you can't read, are selectively blind, or maybe both, let me quote myself:

Quote :

"anyway, that's not even the point -- the point is no country goes on destroying other countries to bring freedom to their women and children, except for Murrca of course, where a rich white woman is legally enslaved and birth control is forced on her."

get that through that thick skull of yours you brown-people-killer.

send me your email address so i can send you a cookie emoji for your breathtaking whataboutism.

6/25/2021 10:46:02 AM

^ Didn't you come to America for your higher education? Yet you continue to shit on anything American.

6/25/2021 11:36:15 AM

^ anything american? really? where? i love many things about america, just like i do about many other countries, and i hate many things about america (as any non-evil person should), just like i do about many other countries.

nationalism is the worst disease on the planet -- the cause of all wars and human rights abuses.

6/25/2021 3:20:20 PM

^^ yes he escaped Pakistan to come here and get educated and find employment/live the American dream but for decades has also shit on this same place that has provided for him while giving his home country a free pass for all the terrible shit they do. Rinse wash repeat.

The cause of "ALL WARS" and "ALL HUMAN RIGHT ABUSES" are you fucking kidding me here boxer sniffer???

And yes. He shits on anything American in all the threads. I mean look how he takes a fucking Britney Spears thread as an opportunity to shit on America. He loves many things about America? Show your receipts dude.

Quote :

"that's seriously fucked up, like autocratic 3rd world country fucked up."

You know you're from Pakistan right?? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Women_in_Pakistan

[Edited on June 26, 2021 at 12:27 AM. Reason : Oh cool now I'm a "brown-people-killer" because I'm pointing out your rabid hypocrisy. Sure dude. ]

6/26/2021 12:25:42 AM

And since we are quoting ourselves now

Quote :

"Hey at least we don't stone our women to death."

6/26/2021 12:30:40 AM

More like FDT, AMIRITE?

6/27/2021 1:01:16 PM

i'm still waiting on delivery. i hope she is ok.

6/27/2021 3:16:18 PM

https://www.cnn.com/2021/07/01/entertainment/britney-spears-motion-denied-on-co-conservator/index.html

7/1/2021 9:37:19 AM

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2021/jul/23/britney-spears-is-our-generations-mirror-we-owe-it-to-ourselves-to-free-her

*and checks notes...*

USA still doesn't stone women to death.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honour_killing_in_Pakistan

*checking notes again..."

I have killed no "brown people"

*checking notes again..."

I have never sniffed anyone's dirty boxers.

7/22/2021 11:43:48 PM

You take a lot of notes

7/23/2021 8:59:38 AM

You have to in this racket

7/23/2021 9:46:56 AM

Dad stepped down as conservator

8/12/2021 5:53:03 PM

more like FDT on your IG

8/12/2021 6:17:32 PM

^^ "eventually"

8/12/2021 10:09:25 PM

GIVE US FREE

9/7/2021 10:35:13 PM

^them titties!

9/7/2021 10:42:49 PM

Quote :

"*checking notes again..." I have killed no "brown people""

hmm, i thought you joined the marines and went to the middle east

9/8/2021 7:07:38 AM

Yoooooooo

9/11/2022 9:15:35 PM

bttt, kind of (minus the spears)

[Edited on December 8, 2022 at 9:56 AM. Reason : .]

12/8/2022 9:56:07 AM

I didn't get it at first, but then I got it

#CoolStory

12/8/2022 10:21:17 AM

I am still waiting on my free Britney. This is ridiculous.

12/8/2022 1:54:29 PM