4/1/2021 11:43:02 AM

https://www.vice.com/en/article/88awdg/the-matt-gaetz-story-is-somehow-getting-even-weirder



[Edited on April 1, 2021 at 11:45 AM. Reason : and yes, he does look like an older Butthead, i hadn't made that connection before]

4/1/2021 11:44:20 AM

Quote :

"Providing for flights and hotel rooms for people who you’re dating who are of legal age is not a crime."

Is he saying 17 is of legal age? Because #amaninflorida?

4/1/2021 1:45:51 PM

Not sure where underage prostitutes stand on the morality scale relative to adopted son/boy toy.

4/1/2021 2:21:09 PM

he actually looks like a mix of Beavis and Butt-head somehow

4/1/2021 5:56:13 PM

4/1/2021 6:30:18 PM

^wow

4/1/2021 6:33:46 PM

^^I mean, that's pretty spot-on

https://www.vice.com/en/article/dyvg3k/matt-gaetzs-very-bad-week-just-got-even-worse

4/9/2021 10:39:59 AM

https://www.vice.com/en/article/jg8ey4/matt-gaetz-mess-venmo-florida-trafficking

4/15/2021 1:13:14 PM

Always funny watching people get mad at this guy instead: https://twitter.com/MattGertz/

4/15/2021 1:54:29 PM

https://www.vice.com/en/article/wx5734/matt-gaetz-roxanne-luckey-tiktok

Quote :

"When a creepy old man tries to hit on you at the bar but your sisters engaged to a literal pedophile."

7/27/2021 12:00:34 PM

https://www.yahoo.com/news/witness-confirm-matt-gaetz-told-004539530.html

Quote :

"Witness Can Confirm Matt Gaetz Was Told He Had Sex With a Minor"

1/27/2022 10:49:56 AM

https://www.yahoo.com/news/matt-gaetz-women-look-thumb-012346149.html

Quote :

"Unattractive women who “look like a thumb” shouldn’t complain about losing abortion rights because they’re the “least” likely to get pregnant, Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-Fla.) said in a jaw-dropping speech to college students at a conservative conference in Florida on Saturday. “Have you watched these pro-abortion, pro-murder rallies?” Gaetz asked the crowd at the Turning Point USA Student Action Summit in Tampa. “The people are just disgusting. Why is it that the women with the least likelihood of getting pregnant are the ones most worried about having abortions?” Video of the speech has received at least one million views on Twitter. “Nobody wants to impregnate you if you look like a thumb. These people are odious from the inside out,” the congressman continued. “They’re like 5'2?, 350 pounds, and they’re like, ‘Give me my abortions or I’ll get up and march and protest.’” “A few of them need to get up and march — they need to get up and march for like an hour a day. Swing those arms, get the blood pumpin’, maybe mix in a salad.” Critics were stunned. Jezebel ripped the comments as “cartoonishly misogynist.” Texas Democratic state Rep. Erin Zwiener was one of many to lambast the congressman on Twitter: “Gaetz, we don’t care if you think we’re hot. Either way, we deserve to make our own decisions about our futures.” Gaetz’s remarks were made at the same summit where Sen. Ted Cruz, just a day earlier, took a crude jab at gender pronouns. Gaetz is currently under federal investigation for alleged sex trafficking and statutory rape of a 17-year-old girl. This article originally appeared on HuffPost and has been updated."

7/25/2022 2:25:47 PM

It’s not that they’re fat or ugly. It’s that they’re too old for him.

7/25/2022 2:33:21 PM

^^ WTF is it 1992?

7/25/2022 9:57:03 PM

they're all just dry stand-up comedians at this point. that's really all they're doing. dennis miller could easily become president right now.

7/27/2022 11:26:43 AM

Miller-Maher 2024!

7/27/2022 12:11:12 PM

Quote :

"Gaetz made the claim in response to accusations of uncomfortable behavior in a new book from Hutchinson, who served in Donald Trump’s White House as an aide to then-chief of staff Mark Meadows. In one instance, she wrote that Gaetz brushed his thumb across her chin and said, “Has anyone ever told you you’re a national treasure?”"

9/27/2023 3:14:13 PM