I'm feeling old and grumpy.

5/19/2022 11:03:53 AM

me 2

5/19/2022 1:24:09 PM

zxappeal about to tell us all a story about how different things were when he started at the dick-sucking factory

5/19/2022 3:56:50 PM

"they used to...we'd all take a nickel from our week's pay...that was a lot to us, a nickel...we'd put our nickels together and go down to the esso station...there was a fellow there we called jo-jo...and he would take a whole box of chewing gum, four dozen packs...he'd sell it to us for a dollar twenty-five...and that was a good deal! because you want to keep your mouth watered, you know, on the line...and sometimes if we didn't have enough nickels, we'd deal in trade, you know...i sucked him off more than a few times for teaberry, i don't even know if they make that gum anymore, you probably never heard of that...."

5/19/2022 4:02:37 PM

I feel grumpy, but not old.

And I actually have told kids to get off my lawn before. Actually, I asked nicely if they would mind turning their 4-wheeler around on pavement rather than constantly whipping it around in my yard and killing the grass. I don't know what they said or thought about me afterward, but they complied.

5/19/2022 7:20:22 PM

it's 'cause you're just doin' it for the coz, brah

5/20/2022 6:26:19 PM

also, you boys been hwhackin' in muh toolshed

5/20/2022 6:42:08 PM

FroshKiller, back in the day at the dick sucking factory, your mother knew her place and shut her whore mouth around random dicks while simultaneously taking another in her poop chute and yet another in her cavernous twat.

That was back when only the winners got trophies, and she had one hell of a trophy case.

5/20/2022 10:48:21 PM

You must be old. I spun a tale of wistful remembrance of the one bright spot in your long and miserable life--those years at the dick-sucking factory where they PAID you to do what you love--yet as an old fuck, you lack the neuroplasticity to respond with anything more than, "Oh yeah? Well, your MOM sucks dick!"

5/21/2022 8:33:11 AM

This thread went in an unexpected direction.

5/21/2022 10:38:24 AM

Cavernous is a good adjective for twat

5/21/2022 11:08:44 AM

"Cavernous" and "bow-legged" are my go-to adjectives in Mad Libs

5/23/2022 9:44:15 AM

I thought I embellished my generic lame retort quite nicely. Now you’ve sparked yet another existential crisis in my mind. My sense of self worth may never return. I shall spend the rest of my days indulging in binges of self loathing, interspersed with mad fits of masturbation and binging on jelly donuts.

5/26/2022 2:19:06 PM