Cut a hole in one, throw that bitch in the microwave for about 3 minutes and it feels just like the real thing...trust me, I had sex with a female once.

6/24/2022 11:46:32 PM

Wonder why the goat never answered your calls after

6/25/2022 3:22:36 PM

Because the goat was asked to replicate the cantaloupe experience perfectly.

6/25/2022 3:29:06 PM

it's called a cannalope if it lets you fuck it, a cantaloupe if it says no

6/25/2022 3:41:19 PM

They cut a hole in a cow and let you fish out a can of skoal in the brickyard

6/25/2022 3:59:03 PM

^^My bad. I think I was confused because I've never had one say yes to me.

6/25/2022 4:10:15 PM

The texture feels nice but not nearly absorbent enough for intimate fluids

6/25/2022 8:37:35 PM

dip trip flip fantasia

6/26/2022 12:11:59 AM

I shitted in yo mama mouf. Do that count?

6/26/2022 12:28:00 AM