and it made me miss the free all-you-can-eat seafood at work

lord why do you save the hardest challenges for me?

12/8/2022 2:44:18 PM

It was probably just frozen shrimp from china fried in lard anyways

12/8/2022 5:10:22 PM

Sorry, but you failed at life. But so did I. Did you get your bivalent booster jab?

12/8/2022 7:29:56 PM

How did your work know you had it? Couldn’t you have just gone in to work like normal?

12/8/2022 11:36:21 PM

everyone has a touch of covid these days

12/9/2022 11:26:14 AM

it was oysters on the half shell and shrimp cocktail (among many other things)

they know I have the 'vid 'cause I told 'em last week and took a day off when I felt like complete shit

I did get my booster back in early October

12/9/2022 1:45:01 PM

Coming down with what i think is common cold, i was due to get sick, been a while. Tested myself today for covid, came back negative

12/9/2022 3:18:21 PM

i have been exposed to two different covid positive people in the last week

i expect to get sick or die at any moment

12/9/2022 4:41:52 PM