The robots will do the work.

12/9/2022 1:46:56 PM

Tuesday morning, my director asked me for feedback on a function he wrote to check whether an object with a given key existed in S3. He made a ListObjects request. I told him I'd already implemented a similar check in another service and sent him the code for review, which makes a GetObjectMetadata request.

A few minutes later, he showed me a conversation he'd had with the ChatGPT bot. He asked it to write the function, and the bot also made a GetObjectMetadata request. In fact, it was almost identical to my code.

He's been telling this story in meetings all week.

12/9/2022 2:23:52 PM

I use GitHub Copilot nearly every day. Slowly but surely my profile is coming true.


[Edited on December 9, 2022 at 3:10 PM. Reason : https://web.archive.org/web/20090923093456/http://twitter.com/qntmfred]

12/9/2022 3:09:44 PM

^^Sounds like you are easily replaceable.

12/11/2022 11:56:16 AM

Yeah, sure, that's the conclusion. Except when he wanted to understand why he should use GetObjectMetadata rather than ListObject, the bot wasn't able to defend its "decision." It could not provide context.

12/12/2022 7:14:56 AM

I doubt they will improve that.

12/12/2022 7:21:53 AM

^^ in my experience, chatgpt can generally explain that very well

12/12/2022 11:21:19 PM

It will also tell you a kilogram of beef is heavier than a kilogram of compressed air.

12/13/2022 6:43:22 AM

They need to program some humility into that thing. It's so confidently wrong. Like some people I work with. Even when I know I'm 100% right, I rarely state it with such confidence.

12/13/2022 9:54:12 AM

^ my god, it really is sentient.

12/13/2022 2:28:27 PM

I had a write a basic parser for a dump of TWW pages. Then when it was just if/else asked it to use a proper lexer/parser and it complied.

It can output perl one liners too and then write unit tests for it. All pretty simple stuff but can speed up testing/boilerplate generation.

[Edited on December 13, 2022 at 2:34 PM. Reason : A]

12/13/2022 2:34:39 PM

So what I'm hearing is now your shitposting will be even more unintelligible?

12/13/2022 2:41:58 PM

I made an esgargs bot with it. I was going to have it post here on a schedule but it required a little too much hand hand holding. I posted a few samples around.

[Edited on December 13, 2022 at 2:46 PM. Reason : A]

12/13/2022 2:46:36 PM

I definitely don't write code. I am gonna use AI to write my Shitty First Drafts of articles that I don't want to write.

12/15/2022 2:42:33 PM

I read a wsj article about people that used chatgpt to make resumes etc. any advice?

3/20/2023 11:39:50 PM

Ask it what it knows about hair regrowth products and effectiveness. I think TWW is failing you.

3/21/2023 8:52:49 AM

Someone make it write a 5 minute speech on why jenkem should be legalized…I need one for my town council meeting next week

3/21/2023 8:30:02 PM

Back in 2007 during the Great Jenkem Rush my town passed an ordinance that bans public jenkem manufacture and/or use

3/21/2023 8:40:04 PM

I could use some hair regrowth :33333333333333

IDC tho

I've given up on caring I s'pose

3/21/2023 8:51:06 PM

I wonder if there is or will be a ChatGPT checker for those who use it to write their papers and essays for class.

I mean shit, in my humble opinion Grammerly is cheating...

3/22/2023 10:21:20 AM

Quote :

"I wonder if there is or will be a ChatGPT checker for those who use it to write their papers and essays for class."

there's no checker, but there might be a chess

or something

3/22/2023 2:23:55 PM

^^^^^^i got enough testimonials from reddit hair loss sub to know what the good stuff is

3/23/2023 1:24:44 AM

Quote :

"The robots will do the work."

The statement "robots will do the work" suggests that in the future, there will be an increasing trend of automation and the use of robots to perform tasks that are currently carried out by humans. While this is already happening in some industries, such as manufacturing, it is important to note that the extent to which robots will take over jobs and tasks is still uncertain.

It is true that robots and automation can bring many benefits, such as increased efficiency, precision, and safety. However, they can also have negative impacts on employment and the economy, particularly in industries where human labor is currently dominant. It is important for society to carefully consider the potential impacts of increasing automation and to take measures to ensure that everyone can benefit from the advances in technology.

In addition, it is worth noting that there are still many tasks and roles that robots are currently unable to perform or perform as effectively as humans, such as tasks that require creativity, empathy, and critical thinking. Therefore, while robots may increasingly take over certain types of work, there will likely always be a need for human skills and labor in many areas.

3/24/2023 12:28:34 PM

this motherfucker's over here using AI

3/24/2023 1:48:57 PM

All the AI generated stuff sounds like something Will Ferrell would say, in a daze, as Frank the Tank

3/24/2023 6:02:36 PM

GPT go brrr

https://twitter.com/yoheinakajima/status/1644326577893949441

4/8/2023 8:02:32 PM

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[Edited on April 8, 2023 at 8:16 PM. Reason : I'm dumb]

4/8/2023 8:16:13 PM

^Fuck that!

4/8/2023 8:25:34 PM

the quality of AI's prose has me convinced that my job as a writer is secure for another decade

4/8/2023 8:26:25 PM

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4/8/2023 8:26:38 PM

ask chatgpt to write up a 3 part marketing plan to increase overall site traffic to thewolfweb.com

4/8/2023 8:27:34 PM

the pace of the chatgpt stuff is crazy

4/8/2023 8:28:26 PM

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4/8/2023 8:29:08 PM

I am feeling a little right now

4/8/2023 8:30:57 PM

Quote :

"the quality of AI's prose has me convinced that my job as a writer is secure for another decade"

you can prompt ChatGPT to write prose in whatever style you want. Snoop Dogg, Jerry Seinfeld, Stephen King, Albert Camus, take your pick.

Quote :

"ask chatgpt to write up a 3 part marketing plan to increase overall site traffic to thewolfweb.com"

1. Suspend Snewf
2. ?
3. Profit

4/8/2023 9:14:56 PM

4/8/2023 9:15:52 PM

I refuse to believe ChatGPT knows THAT. And by that I mean the secret behind the post.

4/8/2023 9:17:22 PM

^^^



[Edited on April 8, 2023 at 9:19 PM. Reason : .]

4/8/2023 9:18:37 PM

Quote :

"found_eggs = [] possible_locations = [list of locations where Easter eggs could be hidden] for location in possible_locations: if location contains an Easter egg: record location add egg to found_eggs return found_eggs "

4/8/2023 9:19:20 PM

ChatGPT knows I'm onto it

4/9/2023 11:11:01 AM