on Amazon like earlier this year

now I can't seem to find it or anything like it

I was going to try to put a little hat on to make myself feel better

doing normal stuff that normal depressed people do won't work for me :3

I feel like god hates me and I'm not sure why, since I have nothing to do with him or her :3

sorry if it seems like a cry for help; really I just kind of wanted to try this machine but I can't remember where I saw it. maybe it wasn't Amazon

or maybe it got pulled off due to potential hazards

12/31/2023 2:04:30 AM

you know since humans decided I wasn't worth interacting with, I gotta start finding alternatives

maybe a sex robot but who can just massage me or something since sex with a non-human would be too weird for me

12/31/2023 2:05:28 AM

wow, so I was conducting a separate search related to music, and for some reason this got linked:

https://gizmodo.com/how-to-electrify-your-brain-to-be-smarter-with-a-9-volt-5882754

I think we've got our starting point, gentlemen

12/31/2023 2:10:42 AM

Ketamine worked great for Matthew Perry.

12/31/2023 5:42:48 AM

become a police officer

12/31/2023 9:24:30 AM

^as a solution to what? =3

^^I don't understand, but thanks for your patronage

I mean I get the first line, I guess - not the picture :333

12/31/2023 11:11:49 AM

It is da way

12/31/2023 11:12:46 AM

oh you mean since I occasionally want to die?

got it

12/31/2023 11:23:31 AM

^^^Ketamine is an anesthetic which is infused off-label for treatment of depression. Matthew Perry was using it. It worked so well that he died. Don't do it.

The cap is an LED array purportedly for treatment of hair loss. It was the closest thing to what you described that I already knew about. But maybe if you regrew your hair, you'd feel better about yourself and women wouldn't recoil in disgust. Too bad it almost certainly doesn't work as advertised.

But the ladies love it! At least the lady models who were hired to pretend like they would ever use this idiotic device. . .

12/31/2023 12:47:48 PM

I will say I did consider one of those caps (did I complain about hair loss? that's low on my list bc fuck it)

idk

I know I'm cool, I guess I don't need anyone else's validation

yeah I did understand the ketamine bit

I feel like I might as well get on some more drugs, why not

12/31/2023 12:55:12 PM

I see that magic edit :3

I, too, have an urge to smell that girl's armpits

12/31/2023 12:55:36 PM

Your brain is right below your hair follicles (and skull), so I think this cap should probably work for you.

12/31/2023 1:03:54 PM

idk I think I'm more lonely than depressed

it'd be nice if I didn't feel like I had a cloud over me all the time tho LOL

like not being able to be productive in any way or not knowing from day to day whether or not I'll have any mental clarity :3

I don't think there's anything you can do about that

smart ppl like yourself can, I guess

I was lying awake last night impressed by all the stuff you've taught me about investing

I could never, ever be at a place where I could 1) be able to figure that kind of stuff out without getting frustrated 2) be able to relay that information even semi-coherently

must be scatterbrained I guess

I use "I" a lot

that's also another reason ppl don't rly like me on the internet and I get it

12/31/2023 1:12:37 PM

Quote :

"idk I think I'm more lonely than depressed"

Quote :

"I saw some brain stimulation device for depression"

Help me help you.

12/31/2023 1:57:56 PM

go buy me some strong drugs

12/31/2023 1:59:25 PM

Use your investment proceeds!

12/31/2023 2:05:51 PM

I think you're looking for: fresh air, healthy food, water, exercise, change of scenery, SSRI's, and benzodiazepines, in no particular order.

12/31/2023 2:23:37 PM

I did notice it going up the last couple of months

unlike my dick

12/31/2023 2:23:45 PM

storm the capitol in jan 2025, will give you purpose

12/31/2023 4:04:29 PM

most people who proudly align themselves with Republicans are kinda gross to me

I don't mind your average Joe repubs bc I can get along with anyone as long as they're good people - and a lot of them are

a lot of people are like beyond what I thought racist even could be LOL. it's crazy the videos and stuff out there of it. I always used the N word just as amusement to myself on here in my earlier years, but I've pretty much stopped doing it bc I didn't actually realize the real magnitude and scope of it

and the dumbest shit is like the most redneck (obv they're all over the country, not just in the south) motherfuckers claiming supremacy when they can't even formulate coherent sentences is legitimately baffling to me. I know I sound like a 15 year old with his first revelation, but I had never really sat down and thought about it to any degree

youtube and other sites show you stuff that you wouldn't have seen if the internet had never existed

tl;dr - people don't make sense, and are to be avoided. especially scary white people :3

12/31/2023 4:14:33 PM

I know no one wants to pick my posts apart, but just in case, I do want to clarify that I *do* understand the scope of racism in general

it just like kind of astounded me to see that so many people fervently believe in it to such an extent that they want to eradicate a race

for some reason I can't wrap my brain around it

except that we're just dumb animals mimicking our dumb ancestors and their beliefs

12/31/2023 4:16:02 PM

You’re probably looking for transcranial Magnetic stimulation

Has been proven to help in research settings but not sure if any commercial devices actually do anything yet

Also has been shown to boost memory and Cognition

1/1/2024 9:15:48 PM

A friend of mine who was depressed for years got TMS and said it made a huge difference for him. He also got a dog.

1/2/2024 7:56:12 AM

It works best when your dog does TMS.

1/2/2024 10:37:17 AM

I'd consider a dog if I had free time during the day

he'd just be upset that I was never there for him, and vice versa

1/2/2024 12:17:04 PM