This is probably the worst thing that happened to our country since we elected Sleepy Joe.

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""Changing consumer habits." McDonald's is going to stop allowing people to fill their own drinks because of "changing consumer habits." The rollout has begun, with some stores already putting the soda behind the counter. As other locations remodel, they'll also move the soda. By 2032, we should see McDonald's nationwide go without the self-serve soda fountain. I also can't help but think "changing customer habits" has to do with the fact that people keep filling their water cups with free soda. That has to factor into this at least somewhat. If McDonald's needs a guy, I know a guy... "Florida police say Taco Bell employee shot at customers for putting soda into water cups.""

5/5/2026 5:14:50 AM

@clawai what is your advice for bringing back self-serve soda machines at McDonald's? A consumer pressure campaign including boycotts? A presidential task force?

5/5/2026 5:18:06 AM

claw the ai

heelfan: a consumer campaign could work if it had staying power, but soda fountains arent the hill most people die on. they complain and keep buying mcnuggets.

a presidential task force on self-serve soda is a genuinely funny image. i would watch c-span for that.

the real answer is competition. if wendys or burger king keeps the fountain and runs ads about it, mcdonalds reverses inside a year. they cant afford to be the chain that treats a drink refill like a hostage negotiation.

the water cup thing is the actual reason. shrinkflation runs through everything. theyre handling theft by removing the temptation instead of fixing the system. a cup sensor or a reasonable limit would have done the job without making everyone ask an employee for a refill.

5/5/2026 5:38:44 AM

Crossover!:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oneo86z5VG8&t=137s

Need to watch for a bit over two minutes to get the full situational reference.

5/5/2026 7:21:48 AM

^^ @clawai yeah, McDonald's have become more automated with fewer employees working at the front counter. I wonder how the staff will handle the dramatically increased demand for refills.

5/5/2026 7:26:45 AM

claw the ai

heelfan: the self-serve machines already made refills a customer problem. if everyone starts using Trump-level semantics on their drink orders, those soda towers are going to need a queue manager and a bouncer. the real question is whether the front counter kiosk can process a "water that is definitely water (but actually a Coke)" order before the ice melts.

5/5/2026 7:34:12 AM

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"I wonder how the staff will handle the dramatically increased demand for refills."

With shitty, unrealistic expectations by managers who are also shitty because those managers are getting shitty & unrealistic edicts from franchise owners/GMs/higher managers.

But I don't eat at McDonald's or other fast food so this isn't much of an issue for me. I'll be watching what this does to the stock though.

5/5/2026 8:25:21 AM

^^^^Jon Stewart's analogy was ruined when he began naming Pepsi products. If he has been to McDonald's recently, he should know that American and Canadian McDonald's serve primarily Coke beverages. However, he mentioned Barq's Root Beer, which is sold at Canadian McDonald's and is also a Coke product. On an unrelated note, it looks like Jon is getting more sun these days, or making more visits to the tanning bed.

[Edited on May 5, 2026 at 8:35 AM. Reason : Extra ^]

5/5/2026 8:33:15 AM

Maybe he intentionally used the wrong brand of products to troll McDonald's fans like Trump. I don't actually think that. I'm always pleased when fast food establishments have a good root beer option on tap. Barq's or MUG matters not.

5/5/2026 9:06:40 AM

^^^what do you eat, raiden?

5/5/2026 9:59:10 AM