I knew he was gonna get got doing something stupid
Saw him speak in April and he said: "In the future, the vast majority of things will be physical."
In the present, that's the case, too, Jensen.

That woman is so obliviously a spy. Jensen is a dumbass.

11/9/2026 12:16:53 AM

he also claimed to not know his address or phone number

got got in one of the most basic ways

11/9/2026 12:34:20 AM

11/9/2026 12:41:24 AM

Don't try trust a guy who wears a leather jacket to try to be cool. Except Conan O'Brien -- that jacket is from before he was known, not an embellishment of his public image.

11/9/2026 2:16:01 AM

I hope the pussy was worth it

11/9/2026 9:00:58 AM

What a stupid fucking idiot.

11/9/2026 9:41:08 AM

https://x.com/AutismCapital/status/2119636094593679648



[Edited on November 9, 2026 at 10:30 AM. Reason : A]

11/9/2026 10:30:00 AM

11/9/2026 10:32:33 AM

I've been around the block long enough to know that I should be suspicious of anyone who wants to have an affair with me

11/9/2026 11:12:04 AM

Quote :

"GONNA GET GOT"

Quote :

"DON'T TRY TRUST"

Quote :

"STUPID FUCKING IDIOT"

rate my summary from 1 to

11/9/2026 12:31:06 PM

11/9/2026 12:38:45 PM

Maybe he is a US intellgence asset and the gov told him to fuck her so he could get get inside info etc. Prob why trump knew about it but just let it keep going

[Edited on November 9, 2026 at 1:34 PM. Reason : Oh he got inside info alright...]

11/9/2026 1:34:03 PM

BREAKING NEWS: Hensen Juang is a ducking fork

11/9/2026 2:02:13 PM

Stolen:

Quote :

"Women used to eat hot chip and lie. Now they are hot liars who steal chip "

11/9/2026 2:29:19 PM

^^^
Probably more to use it as leverage against him

11/9/2026 4:07:12 PM

^^
I want to like that, but what is an edible hot chip? French fries (UK)?

11/9/2026 4:26:50 PM

Andy Capp is British

[Edited on November 9, 2026 at 4:35 PM. Reason : smaller]

11/9/2026 4:33:44 PM

No one has made any obvious Huang puns

11/9/2026 4:45:36 PM

Are women known to particularly like hot fries?

11/9/2026 6:58:24 PM

^^i don't think anyone knows what puns you mean

11/9/2026 7:06:57 PM

How on earth did this fucking dork get this much pussy goddamn, about to tank the fucking economy



(I know it’s because he is CEO but fuck)

11/11/2026 6:19:40 PM

^5 the other day my wife referenced Andy Capp and I responded, “the hot fries guy??”

the hot fries were my only frame of reference

ANYWAYS

certainly feel like we’re in the beginning stages of a bubble bursting because a dude couldn’t keep his leather jacket on

11/11/2026 6:22:03 PM

Quote :

"If they waste everybody's time over the next two years on political retribution and other nonsense"

[Edited on November 11, 2026 at 7:27 PM. Reason : show me the man and I'll show you the crime]

11/11/2026 7:26:56 PM

at least he’s not a Saudi national amirite??

11/11/2026 7:31:41 PM

^^

11/11/2026 7:31:51 PM

The reason Jensen Huang is about to lose his job and tank the stock market is because he wasn't responsible enough to keep his skirt down!

11/11/2026 7:38:00 PM

Is her last name being Huang, as well as his, all part of the Chinese ruse?

11/11/2026 8:30:10 PM

They got more Chins than a Chinese phone book.

11/11/2026 8:59:50 PM

I don’t understand the reasoning behind posting the “political retribution and other nonsense” quote

what’s the political retribution in this case?

[Edited on November 11, 2026 at 9:06 PM. Reason : .]

11/11/2026 9:05:33 PM

you'll find out

11/11/2026 9:16:40 PM

I realize that some refer to you as Q on here, and I hope that you aren’t leaning into actual Q shit, because a post like that certainly reads like it

11/11/2026 9:55:32 PM

I think I've made it pretty clear I'm not into supernatural conspiracy mumbo jumbo

[Edited on November 11, 2026 at 10:00 PM. Reason : nttawwt]

11/11/2026 10:00:32 PM

do you think that this is some sort of political witch hunt?

11/11/2026 10:04:20 PM

political, yes. witch hunt, no.

[Edited on November 11, 2026 at 10:08 PM. Reason : witch hunt is not the word you are looking for. ask a machine to help you figure out what you mean]

11/11/2026 10:07:12 PM