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5/16/2008 11:27:41 AM

LOL!

5/18/2008 2:22:49 AM

Quote :

"julubabe: r u there? me: I don't know who you are julubabe: its alexis dumbshit me: I don't think I'm who you think I am. julubabe: ya ur...... either jon or emily or cory me: nope julubabe: then who elae else me: you're the one that messaged me. I don't have a clue who you are. julubabe: nvm. did u get the email that my account had been hacked this is my new account me: I don't know who you are. I don't know anyone named alexis. julubabe: i told u this and u thought it was bell me: I've never talked to you before in my life. julubabe: sure i'll repeat this..... my account got hacked, i said this was my new account, my dads name is paul me: I really don't care. that doesn't change the fact that I don't have the first clue who you are. julubabe: i told u it is... o for gods sake julubabe is offline. Messages you send will be delivered when julubabe comes online. "

why do 13 year old girls have such a hard time accepting the fact that it's entirely possible that not every random person they message knows, or cares who they are?

5/28/2008 11:35:16 PM

yo so how do you get 13 year olds to hit you up on aim?

5/28/2008 11:40:47 PM

I wish I knew so I could get it to stop. It happens to me once a month or so.

more...

Quote :

"julubabe: shawn is an idiot and so is david me: yeah, I don't know anyone named shawn or david. julubabe: and so is rayme for marring him!! me: so any time you want to figure out that I'm not one of your little 14 year old friends, that would be great. julubabe: i dont believe u me: well most likely that's because you appear to be a fucking moron. julubabe: exuqeese me for being here ha me: look. you're useless to me unless you're gonna send me naked pictures. so how about you either leave me alone or make with the nudes. thx. julubabe: boo fuckin hoo me: so I take it, that's a no? too bad. Sent at 11:42 PM on Wednesday "

5/28/2008 11:44:51 PM

meh

5/29/2008 12:05:38 AM

your mom was meh.

5/29/2008 10:43:24 AM

hahaha, thats how this thread rolls el nacho

5/29/2008 10:48:22 AM

Daniel
huh
11:06pm

Kiara
huh
11:06pm

Daniel
huh
11:07pm

Kiara
huh
11:07pm

Daniel
huh
11:07pm

6/10/2008 12:11:01 AM

yoshiemaster: the cop asked me "is there a warrant for your arrest, are you a fugitive, are you wanted?"..... i said "i donno boss you tell me"
yoshiemaster: BOY WHEN I ASK YOU A QUESTION YOU RESPOND THE WAY I WANT YOU TO DO YOU HEAR ME

6/26/2008 1:55:21 AM

i was bored, so I had a convo with one of those slut bots:

Quote :

"COUNTRY BOY 8485 (10:26:37 PM): sup slut SwissedLungz (10:30:14 PM): Hello COUNTRY BOY 8485!! what are you doing? thats cool...hey would you like to see me on my private webcam??? im at http://heexeeacams.com/hottsnatch im waiting for you and im naked COUNTRY BOY 8485 (10:30:55 PM): send me some pictures of your asshole SwissedLungz (10:31:10 PM): LOL, you're naughty COUNTRY BOY 8485 (10:32:39 PM): i know. where are those asshole pics ho? SwissedLungz (10:33:08 PM): oooo, i like that, keep going im gettin hott COUNTRY BOY 8485 (10:33:35 PM): i'd like to stick a cucumber in your butthole SwissedLungz (10:34:04 PM): Wait a moment, my mom is walking through COUNTRY BOY 8485 (10:34:30 PM): well tell her to join SwissedLungz (10:34:33 PM): I have to go, my mom needs the computer COUNTRY BOY 8485 (10:34:39 PM): i'd love to see both of you on my cock SwissedLungz (10:34:52 PM): but ill be on http://heexeeacams.com/hottsnatch later tonight! COUNTRY BOY 8485 (10:34:58 PM): no you won't COUNTRY BOY 8485 (10:35:04 PM): LET ME SEE THAT BUTTHOLE"

7/22/2008 10:37:12 PM

bttt

This thread is too funny to let die

Any news from Cooper & co.?

[Edited on September 30, 2008 at 10:32 PM. Reason : ]

9/30/2008 10:32:33 PM

just saw this was bumped

i haven't gotten hit from them lately

10/1/2008 4:30:21 PM

I guess Cooper is off of his game.

10/1/2008 4:33:47 PM

Quote :

"xbrunettebaby3: who is this nothing22: really? xbrunettebaby3: who ru nothing22: we're doing this huh xbrunettebaby3 signed off at 9:17:43 PM."

haha- xbrunettebaby3 don't put up with no shit from nobody

10/3/2008 9:20:15 PM

Quote :

"mom: last time dogers swept in playoff was 1963 - i was 10 years old i'm considering giving up baseball me: lol spoken like a true cubs fan"

10/5/2008 1:02:07 AM

[01:50:25 AM] fishsticksoffury: thats why ill be forever mackin
[01:50:29 AM] hypa one: aahaha
[01:50:35 AM] fishsticksoffury: haha
[01:50:40 AM] hypa one: 8-)
[01:50:49 AM] hypa one: worst "cool" smiley ever
[01:50:58 AM] fishsticksoffury: now i have big pimpin song stuck in my head
[01:51:01 AM] fishsticksoffury: that dumb beat
[01:51:09 AM] fishsticksoffury: yeah that smiley sucks
[01:51:15 AM] hypa one: big pimpin spending g's
[01:51:32 AM] hypa one: big pimpin on b-l-a-d's
[01:52:20 AM] fishsticksoffury: you gonna sing the whole song for me?
[01:52:21 AM] hypa one: ahaha.. I just contemplated trying to spell out that flute-ish sound in the background of the beat
[01:52:21 AM] fishsticksoffury: heh
[01:52:27 AM] fishsticksoffury: ahahah wow
[01:52:31 AM] hypa one: no clue how to pull that off
[01:52:53 AM] fishsticksoffury: do do do doodila do do
[01:52:56 AM] hypa one: doo doo doo-do doodle do
[01:53:00 AM] fishsticksoffury: hahaha
[01:53:02 AM] hypa one: aaahahahaha
[01:53:04 AM] hypa one: ahaha
[01:53:06 AM] fishsticksoffury: i just lolled
[01:53:52 AM] hypa one: me too... nice coordinated use of "do"

[Edited on October 24, 2008 at 2:07 AM. Reason : format edit]

10/24/2008 2:01:44 AM

10/24/2008 2:07:46 AM

just another epic hypamoney late night production

[Edited on October 24, 2008 at 2:08 AM. Reason : lol]

10/24/2008 2:08:33 AM

I hardly ever chat on AIM anymore.

11/19/2008 6:20:05 AM

XXXXXXXXXXXX (1:34:02 PM): the internet sucks nowadays
Fareako (1:34:28 PM): it's true
Fareako (1:34:33 PM): we've seen everything on it
Fareako (1:34:42 PM): have you seen the boss of the internet yet?
XXXXXXXXXXXX (1:34:48 PM): maybe not
Fareako (1:34:49 PM): You have to bow down in his feces
XXXXXXXXXXXX (1:35:58 PM): bossoftheinternet.com?
Fareako (1:37:24 PM): no
Fareako (1:38:30 PM): http://www.thewolfweb.com/photos/00503425.jpg
XXXXXXXXXXXX (1:38:45 PM): ..........................................................
Fareako (1:39:02 PM): probably the most horrible thing I've ever seen
XXXXXXXXXXXX (1:39:09 PM): thanks for ruining my day
Fareako (1:39:30 PM): yet i couldn't stop looking at it because i was intrigued by how many dildos he had
XXXXXXXXXXXX (1:40:00 PM): hahah
Fareako (1:41:40 PM): lawl
XXXXXXXXXXXX (1:42:11 PM): i need to go scoop my eyes out now. brb



[Edited on December 13, 2008 at 1:43 PM. Reason : las;dkfjlaskdjf]

12/13/2008 1:41:50 PM

me: thats where i used to hide my salami
her: hahahaha true
me: that was years ago. hopefully your mileage isn't too high now
me: i'd like to hope that theres still some tread on the tires
her: yes, dear...there is
me: i don't know if you can be a judge of that
me: its a very gradual process
her: i think i know me a bit better
me: its like when my dishwasher broke
her: oh lord...please continue
her: how am i like your dishwasher
me: there was never a point where i could say that a load of dishes wasn't as clean as the one before it
me: it was slow and gradual
me: until one day i realized that it wasn't cleaning dishes at all
her: ok. well, when i start slowing down and start getting complaints...i'll be sure to take care of that
me: thats the point though. you might not notice because its so gradual
me: until one day your uterus just drops out like an old muffler

1/12/2009 3:27:50 PM

lol

1/12/2009 3:31:15 PM

walls1441 (12:21:03 AM): shutup bitch
EPIC MILEY LOVE (12:22:54 AM): shutup bitch

2/19/2009 12:24:06 AM

dude, not cool

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

2/19/2009 12:24:45 AM

coolest thing ever u mean

2/19/2009 12:29:58 AM

I've been entertained by this thread several times now.

2/19/2009 12:50:28 AM

ahaha.. I forgot about my chat with JT on here earlier.

good stuff

2/19/2009 1:53:09 AM

i don't use aim much anymore on my computer, BUT WHEN I DO...

Quote :

"xbrunettebaby3 (7:42:07 PM): EWW ITS U nothing22 (7:42:25 PM): for real? xbrunettebaby3 (7:42:32 PM): YES xbrunettebaby3 (7:42:38 PM): UR A STALKER nothing22 (7:42:43 PM): i wish nothing22 (7:42:46 PM): probably pays more xbrunettebaby3 (7:43:01 PM): whio are u nothing22 (7:43:08 PM): jesus h nothing22 (7:43:12 PM): it's 2009 nothing22 (7:43:26 PM): 2009 nothing22 (7:43:33 PM): this has been going on for years nothing22 (7:43:42 PM): haven't i graduated high school yet? xbrunettebaby3 (7:43:42 PM): get away nothing22 (7:43:55 PM): get out of town"

[Edited on March 4, 2009 at 7:49 PM. Reason : reclose Ø]

3/4/2009 7:48:47 PM

3/4/2009 8:25:41 PM

lol, AIM hijinx: The College Years.

This week, Coop gets stoned.

3/4/2009 8:38:20 PM

hahaha, that's awesome. If she is the one that initiated the conversation, it's even better that she called you the stalker.

3/4/2009 8:43:15 PM

i never start it with these kids- i think they have notifiers on me when i sign on

every post i make here is verbatim, start to finish

3/5/2009 8:29:35 AM

nothing22, i just want to say thank you for all the joy and tears of lolghter from this thread

3/5/2009 9:26:02 AM

hahahaha


2009!

Haven't I graduated high school yet?



aaaahahahahaha

3/5/2009 9:30:14 AM

any of these kids ever get online anymore?

3/5/2009 9:43:28 AM

not some of the originals, and not that i've noticed. my nothing22 aim name is linked to my newer aim name so usually the nothing22 list is minimized and i never know until i'm hit with something like "OMG UR A FAG- GO AWAY". i wish pinkpig217 would hit me back so i can send her/him this thread

3/5/2009 9:58:52 AM

Quote :

"Fareako (8:44:20 AM): I'M TAKING ONE OF THE MOST EPIC DUMPS I'VE HAD IN A WHILE xxxxxxxxxxxxxx (8:44:25 AM): HAHA xxxxxxxxxxxxxx (8:44:45 AM): well good Fareako (8:44:52 AM): i've been in here for 15 minutes xxxxxxxxxxxxxx (8:44:56 AM): maybe you won't smell like a rotten goats ass anymore Fareako (8:44:59 AM): like, srsly Fareako (8:45:09 AM): i'm pretty sure I now weigh 160 again xxxxxxxxxxxxxx (8:45:12 AM): lol, dont give yourself hemmroids now Fareako (8:45:15 AM): i was up to 164.5 yesterday Fareako (8:45:28 AM): but i'm pretty sure after this monster i'm back down those 4 lbs xxxxxxxxxxxxxx (8:45:53 AM): lol xxxxxxxxxxxxxx (8:45:55 AM): could be Fareako (8:46:26 AM): None of it floated Fareako (8:46:29 AM): LOL xxxxxxxxxxxxxx (8:46:32 AM): "

3/12/2009 8:48:37 AM

^That conversation is not worthy of this thread.

3/12/2009 10:20:17 AM

actaully, the only conversations worthy of this thread come from nothing22

other users need not apply

3/12/2009 11:42:08 AM

me: what should we do this weekend?
her: well I WANT to fuck like bunnies, but that's out of the question
me: hehe
me: well, not all is lost. you can still give me head! w00t
her: LOL hell yes!
me what do good little Christian teens do on the weekends to get their minds off sex?
her: anal?

5/18/2009 7:49:51 PM

cooper is behind ALL OF THIS

5/18/2009 8:00:29 PM

Quote :

"nothing22 (7:18:17 PM): i forget how old you are nothing22 (7:18:27 PM): is this the 12 year old or the 14 one nothing22 (7:18:59 PM): and if this is a chris hansen scheme i'm going to be very upset candybars101 (7:19:04 PM): no one in this house is 12 smarts, im 11 nothing22 (7:19:11 PM): oh good lord candybars101 (7:19:22 PM): im chris hansen u idiot! candybars101 (7:19:31 PM): wow nothing22 (7:19:37 PM): good because i love nbc candybars101 (7:20:10 PM): ok then nbc suckkkkkkkksssss candybars101 (7:20:19 PM): and so do u! nothing22 (7:20:44 PM): hey dipshit- nothing22 (7:20:46 PM): http://brentroad.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=324640&page=10 nothing22 (7:21:29 PM): 10 fucking pages nothing22 (7:21:34 PM): how bout them apples candybars101 (7:22:11 PM): u got apples in ur brainnnnnn nothing22 (7:22:25 PM): in my knutes"

i'm kinda tired so i'm a little off my game

5/26/2009 7:23:40 PM

u got apples in ur brainnnnnn
u got apples in ur brainnnnnn
u got apples in ur brainnnnnn
u got apples in ur brainnnnnn
u got apples in ur brainnnnnn
u got apples in ur brainnnnnn
u got apples in ur brainnnnnn
u got apples in ur brainnnnnn
u got apples in ur brainnnnnn
u got apples in ur brainnnnnn
u got apples in ur brainnnnnn


hahahahha...im so glad you sent her/him a link to this thread...
maybe we can snag some new members...im going to make a new screen name called cooper

5/27/2009 9:22:47 AM

DespicableCoho: How real?
jajajajameson: bout 46%
DespicableCoho: What about the other 54%?
jajajajameson: 30% of that hasn't happened yet...you dont wanna know about the remaining 24%
DespicableCoho: Why not?
jajajajameson: because
DespicableCoho: Maybe I do want to know about the other 24%.
jajajajameson: it's not up for debate
DespicableCoho: Fine, then.
DespicableCoho: Meanie.
jajajajameson: yea
DespicableCoho: So what do you think will happen with the mysterious 30%?
jajajajameson: thats up to the government
DespicableCoho: That's what they want us to think.
jajajajameson: i dont blame them
DespicableCoho: So why don't WE control the other 30%?
jajajajameson: the other 30% is not important, its the 15% that dont fall within the 100% that is important
jajajajameson: but that's a story for another day
DespicableCoho: So when will this "other day" occur?
jajajajameson: it will occur in the future, but actually in the past...the people in the future just havent gone back to do what they have to do yet
jajajajameson: then one second we will all just instantly know about the 15%
DespicableCoho: Really? That's intense. I guess I'll just have to wait, then....
jajajajameson: right
DespicableCoho: I gotcha.
jajajajameson: what are you gonna do with your 74%
DespicableCoho: My 74% is going to fund a top-secret military project.
jajajajameson: well if you are government, you should already know about the 30%
jajajajameson: ur a liar
jajajajameson: but i forgive you
DespicableCoho: No, I am not a member of the government. I am a scientist.
jajajajameson: scientist of what
DespicableCoho: Science.
jajajajameson: but of course
DespicableCoho: Actually, I'm a biologist.
jajajajameson: get a life
jajajajameson: science degree
jajajajameson: get it
DespicableCoho: Already have it.
jajajajameson: then who was phone?
DespicableCoho: E.T.
jajajajameson: where have the documents
DespicableCoho: In my laboratory.
jajajajameson: where's that
DespicableCoho: I can't tell you, it's a secret.
jajajajameson: would you tell me for a klondike bar
DespicableCoho: No.
jajajajameson: oh, right, you can probably buy all you want
DespicableCoho: No, I don't like them.
jajajajameson: psshhh
DespicableCoho: I will never reveal my secret.
jajajajameson: i already forgot about the secret and am stuck on you not liking klondike bars
jajajajameson: you are a clever soul
DespicableCoho: Well, they are terrible. My subjects don't like them, either.
jajajajameson: you're alright, but they can go to hell
DespicableCoho: No they can't.
DespicableCoho: They don't have souls.
jajajajameson: i meant hell, michigan
jajajajameson: sorry i just assumed you knew
DespicableCoho: I see.

6/9/2009 2:39:21 AM

6/9/2009 9:13:57 AM

6/9/2009 9:55:30 AM

thats the sexiest cake ive ever seen

6/9/2009 10:19:13 AM

back to the top for ol' time's sake

1/19/2010 8:08:51 PM

set em up for ol' time's sake

1/19/2010 8:30:14 PM