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I got my first gray 8 years ago. At the rate they are coming in, in another 8 years they will be the majority on my head and beard.

10/12/2011 12:21:31 PM

At least it ain't falling out, right? I probably won't ever have gray hair, but I'll probably end up bald at this rate.

10/12/2011 12:49:37 PM

hahah, true

10/12/2011 1:04:51 PM

every morning I realize my hair is thinning more and more...I told my wife they day will come when I take a DE and make it all go away...

10/12/2011 1:35:52 PM

When after having sex, you feel you should have stretched before hand. And you didn't even do any awkward positions.

10/14/2011 9:53:06 AM

you do extensive research on purchases such as windshield wipers


if you know you are going somewhere that will involve drinking past 9:00pm you go ahead and take off work for the following day

10/15/2011 9:28:51 PM

I have more grey on my face than on my head. Though the wife has found a few here and there.

10/16/2011 12:31:41 PM

^^ I do that one. I have to be in bed by 10pm

10/17/2011 9:39:05 AM

Quote :

"I have more grey on my face chest than on my head. Though the wife has found a few here and there."

I've found maybe two grey hairs on my head...but they compose about 1/3 of my chest hairs.

Oh...and to add to the topic...

I love doing yard work. I like cutting the grass, edging, and weed-eating. I like going to the local nursery and picking out (but not paying...shit is expensive) new plants and flowers and figuring out where I should put them in my hard.

We're changing our window boxes this week (from spring/summer flowers to fall/winter)...and I couldn't be more pumped.

10/17/2011 10:03:29 AM

http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/blog/ball_dont_lie/post/The-Fresh-Prince-of-Bel-Air-and-his-wife-just-bo?urn=nba-wp9476
... an article about will smith is directly addressed to kids, regarding his rap lyrics to which their parents "can reliably relate..."

ugh. we grew up with Fresh Prince. now, it's a show "your parents used to watch."

10/19/2011 12:32:29 PM

Athletes your age at the Olympics are the haggard veterans that will most likely get 4th place.

10/22/2011 11:27:23 PM

You have an asthma attack that puts you in the hospital for two days.

10/23/2011 7:32:21 PM

You go around the fair saying 'Wonder if this vendor is still here', 'They used to have that certain ride, why don't they anymore!', 'I've been going to this place for awhile, its not a visit without getting cider', etc.

10/24/2011 1:41:14 AM

you learn you have negative bone density

despite a propensity to absorb calcium

fml

10/24/2011 7:52:47 PM

osteoarthritis in lower back

10/25/2011 8:33:33 AM

^^what does that even mean?

10/25/2011 10:08:34 AM

^ Sounds like her body can still deposit calcium (adequate osteoblast levels? can they even measure that? something wrong with the calcitonin/PTH/otherhormonesIforget balance?), or
has enough serum Ca+2 floating around, but for whatever reason is prematurely losing density. As a woman, usually your bone density starts to go downhill after the age of 30, and especially after menopause.

10/25/2011 2:19:54 PM

you throw your back out during normal exercise.

10/25/2011 3:53:52 PM

So I had a violent sneeze earlier, and felt my back pop again.

now the pain is cut in half.

I can tie my shoes again without needing to wince in pain.

10/26/2011 12:01:30 PM

LOL

10/26/2011 12:42:07 PM

So i'm about 90% recovered now.

That fucking sneeze was seriously the turning point.

10/28/2011 10:50:04 AM

This has probably already been said, but I've been groaning and sighing for several years now.

Walk into a room. Sigh. Sit down. Groan. Reach for the newspaper. Groan. Open the paper. Sigh...

10/29/2011 12:07:04 AM

you find yourself looking forward to seeing what all the babies / kids will be dressed as at the annual Halloween party.

10/29/2011 1:26:35 AM

1) You think Halloween is for the kids this year, and will prefer to spend it at home handing out candy to the little buggers.

2) you don't get the cultural references of some of the kids' Halloween costumes.

10/29/2011 7:46:40 PM

Hell yeah on the halloween stuff.

I realized tonight that I just want to take my kids trick or treating at like 5:30, then go to bed.

But I can't, because I need to stay up for the wave of teenagers not really dressed up as anything, and hand out mad amounts of candy, as if I am buying myself some protection from random pranks. "Hey, not this guys house, he always hooks us up with candy!".

Even though i know thats completely, mentally insane.

10/29/2011 8:00:59 PM

Why do you "need to"?

What if you don't?

That's just weird to me.

10/30/2011 7:50:09 AM

I have NEVER stayed up to pass out Halloween candy even living in a subdivision for 4 years. I always put out a bucket of candy. A couple of years, I refilled the bucket about 1/2 way through the night. I always put out lame cheap candy like Smarties or DumDums because I know kids are tempted to just empty the whole damned thing into their bag.

Never had any trouble. No pranks, nothing. A couple of door bell rings during trick or treating hours, but I always figured it was a little kid getting to the door before Mom or Dad could stop them.

[Edited on October 30, 2011 at 11:41 AM. Reason : .]

10/30/2011 11:41:09 AM

I told you I knew it was insane.

Ive lived in this house 5 years now, and our neighborhood never has vandalism or anything.

Probably because I bought all the hoodlums off with halloween candy.....

10/30/2011 7:18:03 PM

lol

i *hate* answering the door to strangers.

10/30/2011 8:22:41 PM

Your system is still fucked up from that day you went to the fair 2 Sunday's ago.

11/4/2011 12:35:30 AM

fucking back pain. we started wrestling practice this week, and I haven't overexerted myself or anything, but it took me about 10 minutes to just sit up this morning

11/4/2011 8:07:23 AM

You wish that you would have started barbell lifting a decade ago and then realize that you just said "a decade ago"

11/4/2011 5:31:47 PM

Minor injuries during exercise are common: this year I have battled a pinched shoulder nerve, a rolled ankle,
ankle and heel pain, and knee sorenss, no matter how often you do your cross-training/stretching/icing crap.

11/5/2011 2:22:51 PM

I now have the heating pad at ready access next to the bed.

It's only 8:15, I am actually looking forward to getting in bed to use it on my leg.

11/5/2011 8:14:35 PM

when you have been out of the public school system longer than you were in it.

11/5/2011 8:51:03 PM

You can't remember the names of your dorm-mates during freshman or sophomore year, and FB wasn't invented then so you can't even fb-stalk them if you wanted to.

11/5/2011 9:29:16 PM

you are out at a club, and there is a remix of a song where the original had came out before some other people in the club were born but after you had started going to clubs.

11/29/2011 6:46:44 PM

I'm living next to 3 colleges. When I see a cute college girl go by my first reaction is usually "awwwww, the kids look so adorable these days!"

And then I feel old.

/Doesn't help that they're often dressed like it's 80's night at The Cat's Cradle

[Edited on November 29, 2011 at 7:47 PM. Reason : /]

11/29/2011 7:46:39 PM

When you actually make a voluntary effort to go get a physical done.

12/1/2011 4:28:38 PM

Haha. I just scheduled mine yesterday.

12/2/2011 10:46:16 AM

When you realize that, very shortly, you will likely be taking care of your children and a parent under one roof.

12/2/2011 8:50:05 PM

Enjoy that. It's quite an experience to have 3 generations under one roof. Silas loved it. My grandmother resented it. And I felt like I'd popped out another really ornery kid. But honestly, taking care of my grandmother until she died was an extremely rewarding experience and actually made her death easier to deal with.

--

Your episode of Beavis and Butthead is interrupted by a phone call reminding you about the 7th & 8th grade band concert and PTA pancake dinner.

12/2/2011 9:21:22 PM

you order shots of jager and learn that is no longer cool. We drink Kraken now

12/3/2011 4:18:38 AM

1 in the morning is now really late to me, used to be the beginning of the night.

and wtf? Im in old school now?

12/12/2011 1:13:22 PM

I'm going to my first grown up party in over a year and I think I may fall asleep before it's time to go.

Since when is 8 pm late?

12/17/2011 6:58:26 PM

I yawn at bars.

12/17/2011 9:05:29 PM

Your wedding photographer shot film, processed the negatives, and mailed you a proof book to order prints from...does anyone who shoots weddings even own a film camera now?

12/18/2011 5:25:25 PM

My wife went out and got shitfaced at wild wing cafe last night,

I stayed home,

and took apart an android tablet.

She called me for a ride at 1:30 and I got aggervated waiting in the parking lot for 15 minutes instead of going in for a quick beer.

I am officially old and boring.

[Edited on December 18, 2011 at 5:32 PM. Reason : .]

12/18/2011 5:31:41 PM

I am aging in reverse bitches! went out Friday night until 5am with this younger gal I am dating, and we didnt crash until 8am


of course, I slept until 3pm Saturday, and havent been able to do shit since then

[Edited on December 18, 2011 at 11:28 PM. Reason : s]

12/18/2011 11:24:48 PM

How young and how heavy?

12/20/2011 1:13:16 AM