smile more

[Edited on August 26, 2008 at 3:34 PM. Reason : ZOMG page 10]

8/26/2008 3:34:23 PM

FDT!

8/26/2008 3:41:27 PM

the poop....

its gotta come off the face

8/26/2008 3:42:56 PM

stay positive

9/3/2008 10:32:15 AM

stop being so handsome... it gives the other boys low confidence

9/3/2008 10:38:06 AM

i'm srry, u have to pay me for advice

9/3/2008 10:39:55 AM

think outside the box more often

9/3/2008 10:41:16 AM

always turn on the light before sitting on the toilet.. there was a cockroach under my friend's toilet seat

9/3/2008 8:18:25 PM

always wear deodorant

9/6/2008 12:47:54 AM

always have a friend who owns a truck

9/6/2008 2:09:39 AM

don't run around in a tropical storm/hurricane and expect to feel too good afterward

9/6/2008 3:14:20 AM

give it up
no one likes you

except for me

9/6/2008 1:15:06 PM

Always put me at the top of your list.

9/6/2008 1:15:36 PM

9/6/2008 1:16:11 PM

Where's my advice????

9/6/2008 1:16:59 PM

you should do self breast exams fairly frequently. especially if your family has a history of breast cancer

9/6/2008 1:17:54 PM

you should do self testicular cancer exams fairly frequently

9/6/2008 1:19:00 PM

let a girl give you a testicular exam frequently.. it's good for your health

9/6/2008 3:08:52 PM

add red pepper and grated parmesan to your hamburger helper, it makes it so much better

9/6/2008 3:09:26 PM

^^ you should make a greater effort to join fellow tdubbers at CP dog park

^ YOU SHOULD NOT POST WHILE SOMEONE ELSE IS COMPOSING A DIRECTED MESSAGE

[Edited on September 6, 2008 at 3:10 PM. Reason : .]

9/6/2008 3:09:31 PM

you should mimic my behavior by finding more youth volunteer activities to engage in

9/6/2008 3:10:21 PM

^agreed

never leave your sunroof open when there is a chance of rain

9/6/2008 3:10:38 PM

you should let me penetrate you
and also, clean your bathroom on at least a weekly basis



[Edited on September 6, 2008 at 3:11 PM. Reason : forgot the kisses]

9/6/2008 3:11:39 PM

haha
never go barefoot at the gym

9/6/2008 3:14:53 PM

never buy a domestic

9/6/2008 3:15:12 PM

You're doing it wrong.

9/6/2008 3:15:15 PM

^^ You have yet to convince me

atlas.. never wear white around a toddler

9/6/2008 3:17:56 PM

stay out of the sun.... you'll melt

9/6/2008 3:21:22 PM

have sex

9/6/2008 3:22:36 PM

Don't eat the yellow snow

9/6/2008 3:25:15 PM

^^ crappy advice unless you're offering

don't pick up hitchhikers who have an weapon

[Edited on September 6, 2008 at 3:25 PM. Reason : posted too slow]

9/6/2008 3:25:28 PM

no matter how much you jiggle and dance, the last two drops end up in your pants

9/6/2008 3:27:11 PM

you should finish your degree as quickly as possible

9/6/2008 3:48:18 PM

you should be my friend even though I don't hate dnl

9/6/2008 4:12:42 PM

no dice
sorry

but if it means anything, I'll be your friend after you learn your lesson

9/6/2008 4:15:30 PM

stay the course

9/6/2008 4:20:11 PM

^^ oh well.. I tried

9/6/2008 4:24:43 PM

I h8 u

FDT

9/6/2008 4:26:42 PM

no more penetration!

9/6/2008 4:28:44 PM

^FDT? Why the hate, friend? I extended an olive branch and you threw it in my face

[Edited on September 6, 2008 at 4:29 PM. Reason : tr]

9/6/2008 4:29:11 PM

^^ WTF? I loved you, girl!

^ I'm allergic to olives

9/6/2008 4:34:10 PM

^eat some olives.

9/6/2008 4:45:10 PM

tell people to eat better foods

9/24/2008 9:59:21 PM

If you dont work, you dont eat

if you dont grind, you dont shine

9/24/2008 10:01:06 PM

i am gonna need you calm yo self yo

9/24/2008 10:28:36 PM

go eat some choclate and calm yo self down

9/24/2008 10:30:11 PM

go to disney world

and get a cool new roomie

9/24/2008 10:34:52 PM

poast

[Edited on September 24, 2008 at 10:35 PM. Reason : poast]

9/24/2008 10:35:02 PM

Never take out your junk for a chick.

Make her do the work if she wants to handle it so badly.

If she starts pawing at you without your permission, ask her what's the magic word? If she says please, then exercise your own discretion.

10/10/2008 12:49:00 PM

dick in a box

10/10/2008 12:49:23 PM